Weirdest place you've ever ejaculated

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What is the weirdest place that you have ever ejaculated, so that can by sex or masturbation. If its not on the list contribute and say where. I ejaculated going to school on the bus once which is probably the weirdest place for me. Soon as I got to school a went straight to the toilet and cleaned myself up. Oh and don't worry I wasn't sitting next to anyone. But back on to the topic, tell me about your sticky situations lol.

In a Bed 7
In a Toilet 13
In a Car 7
On the Roof 3
In a Cinema 9
At School 27
At Work 14
At the Zoo 0
In a Plane 8
On a Bus 9
All of the Above 15
Other (Add a Comment) 15
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  • sweetnsalty
    10 years ago

    I have several weird places I have ejaculated, smoking break area at work, in a urinal, neighbors teen daughters car drivers seat I was 12 she was 16,onto picnic table at park, on drinking fountain spout,onto womens restroom door handle, into condom while driving, onto girls pillow at church youth group sleepover at church, onto another boys pillow I humped at church camp, out hotel window, outside at campground, in lake, outdoors parking lot, and on back porch

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Your mom.

    God...this was too easy. And I've drank myself back to Jr. High now.

    Sorry op...now where'd I put my beer?

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  • DOBBYHOUSEELF
    11 years ago

    it was a college toilet of the other sex and was walked in on because the doo would not lock.

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  • davetom54
    11 years ago

    at work, in a car and I had sex with my ex wife while her father slept in the top bunk above us

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  • jharman
    12 years ago

    I'm the only one who masturbated in a car?(I wasn't caught or suspected).

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    All but zoo and roof lol

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  • chubbawubba69
    12 years ago

    In high school my girlfriend gave me a handjob on a bus once. We were on a long overnight trip for a group we were in. It sucked because I rode the rest of the way with a mess in my pants.

    I also hunt every year and have gotten into the strange tradition of masturbating in the middle of the woods by myself while I sit there waiting for a deer.

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  • nobodyspecial
    12 years ago

    Car, bus, school, train, shopping mall, bed, ouside, pool, work, bosses desk, bosses house (with his wife, sister, wifes sister - different times of course lol) , golf course, beach, at a sex shop with the shop attendant, church, and maybe a few other places i dont remember

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  • volozi
    12 years ago

    I've done:
    In a bed
    In a toilet
    In a car
    At school
    At work

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  • UNDERPUPPY
    9 years ago

    in jr high I ended up in theong restroom

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  • sarsharocker
    10 years ago

    I did all of the above seemed like a funny answer for a while

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