Weirdest/most fucked up thing you've ever jacked off to?

I'll break the ice; a few times, I jacked it to hentai chicks with dicks (titties and dick).
And one time I looked at Tranny porn.
And one time (just to see If I could); I came while looking a picture of a dead box turtle.

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Comments ( 31 )
  • Steve02

    The whale hunt story on IIN.

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    • I genuinely hope the op gets raped to death by a pack of whales.

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      • Steve02

        The OP is thegypsysailor.

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        • I've never so strongly wanted to commit genocide; but these fucking whale posts have done it for me.
          For the remainder of my life, I'm donating 1/4 my income to Japanese whale hunters.

          Kill the whales.
          We need to start a counter movement; a counter post, about how it's ok to kill the whales--it's in our best interest.
          When the last whale species is extinct, IIN can stop being hijacked by sub-intellectual dipshits who are overly intent on using it as a mouth piece for their personal agenda.
          Seriously; IIN isn't a way for you to get your ideology out there; make a fucking poster or something.

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          • Steve02

            And thegypsysailor.

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          • yourdeepestshame

            What if the 'kill the whales person' is simply the most ingenious troll in recorded history?

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          • Grimmfan

            Sick fuck. You're anonymous for a reason. Go troll somewhere else.

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            • You're a tad touched in the head, aren't you?
              The entire point of this website is anonymity.
              You're just looking for any excuse to be bitter.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Once I jerked off to the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah, and shot my load at the final "hallelujah".

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    • lovetolickwifesass

      jerked off on wifes feet

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      • DADNSCAL

        Oh I've jerked off on my wife's feet, titties, ass, face and back. Most of which she loved because she was on her period and we couldn't fuck anyway.

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        • ReverseCowGirl420

          Who says you can't fuck while shes on her period

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  • Poes

    I was once forced to be a waiter at a formal dinner for officers whilst I was in the armed forces.

    I waited for the right moment, went behind the partition, whipped out my dick and started stroking like an insane person on a mission, soon I shot my man juices into the creamed spinach and set it on the table in front of my commanding officer like a good soldier should! I went behind the partitioning again and waited in silence as he chewed and swallowed each last drop of my sperm.

    When I returned to collect his empty plate, he lent in towards me and told me to inform the Chef that his spinach was the best he had tasted in all years in the military!

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    • gloryholeflasher

      He probably knew that taste, and wanted more!

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      • Poes

        I concur, the next time he can come get it straight from the source!

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        • 2009ispronouncedtwentyohNineKok

          Is this what people do now in the 3rd Millennium?

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  • 53739

    I sometimes jack off to videos of girls kicking guys in the balls.

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  • Jackel7738

    Grabbing a Girls butt I didn't know,.

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  • Ddd66

    My mother ironing her cloths in her bra and panties.

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  • lovetolickwifesass

    i jerked off on food and watched someone eat it

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  • fetusfister

    2 girls 1 cup.

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  • TheOptimist

    Japanese vomit porn.

    There's one out there about lesbians and it's so outrageous I can't help but laugh hysterically... But damn it gets my cock hard!

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    • snarkygirl

      Oooh you'd probably like Tub Girl

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    • RoseIsabella

      Eww... I saw some of that on Tosh.0!

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  • lovetolickwifesass

    on self

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  • COcumguzzlingfag

    I got to SUCK OFF an Altar Boy in a Confessional booth at church while he rough fucked my hole bareback.

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    • gloryholeflasher

      Are we to understand that he fucked your mouth and ass at the same time?
      Was the Altar boy hearing confessions at the time, or were you?

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  • snarkygirl

    I don't need no porn to pleasure myself.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Probably that one porn of a guy getting fisted. I have no desire to actually do that to my boyfriend, I just wanted to see if I could get off to it.

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    • deepdankstickygoo

      There is probably many videos of guys getting power fisted.

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      • When you write "power fisted" I think of the Power Fist From the Fallout games.

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