Weird bucket list

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I have a lot of random weird and probably inappropriate shit I want to do in my life, here's a short list of some of the things I want to do.
I'd like to have others on the site share a short clip of their own bucket list, or your whole bucket list either way.

1 Burn down any building, even if it's one I build for that purpose.
2 Pay a hooker to do normal yard work.
3 Hire a stripper to crash a random person's wedding.
4 Give a young teenager a large amount of money just to see what they do with it.
5 Start and run a cult for a year.
6 Appear on a game show.
7 Write a serious novel.
8 Write a crappy erotica.
9 Start a stupid competition with a large cash prize.
10 Use empress tree seeds to turn the great plains into a forest in a few months as the greatest act of eco terrorism in history.
11 Make my own movie, even if its crappy and low budget.
12 Con a con artist.
13 Learn the violin.
14 Travel to and live in a country ruled by a dictator for a while.
15 Buy my dad his dream car, a 1963 split back stingray Corvette.

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  • Stryk3istrukuout
    7 years ago

    You're a dumbass

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  • cunthole666
    7 years ago

    # 1Artificially insemate every girl in the world with micro robots to end racism in 20 years.
    #2 dig a hole with robots big enough to drain water from ocean and lower sea level 10 feet.
    #3 dye ocean red during hurricane.
    #4 pay a stipper to take cloths off in car and drop her off in front of news station during morning show
    #5 create a termite that eats currency and spreads from one bill to the next eradicating money.

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  • BlackyHancock
    7 years ago

    I have done number 1 on your list.

    In my defence... I was just a stupid young kid with a box of matches looking for excitement one afternoon.

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  • Mytwin295
    7 years ago

    I read # 5 as "start a running cult".

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    • MR.mr
      7 years ago

      its not meant to be read that way, but that is interesting.
      I don't want to start a cult based on running but I knew a teacher back in school, that might have liked that.
      He was a member of some marathon runners group that you had to run like 30 marathons in a single year to get into.

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      • Mytwin295
        7 years ago

        I hate running and find it torturous.

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  • dytrog
    7 years ago

    To be 16 and get that young pussy again.

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago

    10. Eco-terrorism is interesting. The greatest act of ecoterrorism is Greenhouse gas. See if you can move coral to cooler water where it can survive.

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  • guyiwthaname
    7 years ago

    I should start making a new bucket list.
    My list right now only has this on it:

    1.)Hang out with a guy with the same name as me
    2.)"Here could be your advertisement!"

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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago

    make a movie, yes.

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  • lenzo
    7 years ago

    You are now my best friend! congratz xD

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    • MR.mr
      7 years ago

      What's your favorite?

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      • lenzo
        7 years ago

        3 OBVS! I would also love to buy my mum the VW beetle :D

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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    9. Sounds like a redneck thing. Im in.

    13. Awesome. I also might wanna learn the violin some day :D

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