Weird-ass dream

Alright then, I had a strange dream a few weeks back, and it just scared and confused the s*** outta me. Here's what happened:
Me and my friends get an invitation to some place called: "Crayola Wonder Aquarium" no really, crayola wonder aquarium. That in itself is odd as Crayola is frankly the last company I think of when I think of anything involving fish. Anyways, in order to get to said "Aquarium" we had to go thorough a snaking hallway filled with odd stores, such as "Free herbal body massage", I don't know what that means, either... Anyways, at the end of the hall/mall thing, there was a door. A blank door you'd expect a janitorial closet to have. We entered this door and ended up in a roughly 6x10 foot room that had little glass museum-like cabinets in it , inside were old crayola products, going back to the 19th century. Across from the enterance was a second "janitorial door" we went inside and there was a dark, huge cylindrical room probably over 100 feet tall, and in the center was a giant, cynindrical aquarium tank, and outside of this tank was a giant, flying silver Arowanna fish. Around this room there were other aquariums with deep sea fishes, like Anglers and lizardfish. For no discernible reason, I sat down against a wall and my friend tells me to look up. I look up and see a swordfish, which, for some reason, scares dream-me into having to take a dump. I go to the aquarium's restroom, and inside there was a weird PVC pipe-thing with baby cuttlefish in it. Seriously. Anyway I now find myself back against the wall and my friend tells me to look up again, and I see a severed human arm, with a fully-formed face on the hand (this also scared dream-me, but this time, I see why) I look around the C.W.A. and see that a lot of "people" in the building are shambling around with their hands on the backs of their heads, and then I realize their hands are f***ing fused to the back of their heads! Needless to say, dream-me and his friends promptly left. As we left, the museum room now had 3 glass sarcophagi emplaned in the walls, each displaying a different horrifying creature, one with the hands attached to its head, one with the heads on its hands (it had nothing but a withered stump for a neck), and another that looked like 4-Lom from star wars. After exiting the museum room, we found ourselves not in the mall/hall, but instead the parking garage of a building, one located a while north of where I live. Then I woke up, scared. 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was my weird dream.

This would make a great horror story if it made sense.

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Comments ( 11 )
  • PapzBSlim

    Lol this was funny. I wish I had the ability to go into peoples dreams and see what happens. I know a lot of it would be scary but still entertaining. When I saw the title, I thought you had a weird, ass dream. Like one about asses. Please continue to post future dreams that are crazy such as this one.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Yep everyone does it.

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  • EAT_IT

    I dream of an ocean of burgers.

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  • imagirldealwithit123

    i had a dream that i was sitting on my couch and a teddybear walked down the hall with a bag over his sholder and he said ''its time i hit the road..bye'' and i woke up :p

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    • CollegeIsNotAsAwesomeAsIImagin

      Ted is Real :D

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      • imagirldealwithit123

        aww shit..TED COME BACK!!

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        • CollegeIsNotAsAwesomeAsIImagin

          troolololololo

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          • imagirldealwithit123

            :( ted hates me now thanks to you..-punches arm playfully- ass.

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  • Ldizzy1234

    Man, I have dreams like this almost every night. No joke.

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    Awesome!

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  • suishokiba

    I've had bizarre dreams like that too, maybe not exactly like that. but weird ones. I usually have the ability of flight in my dreams, which is great when I need to escape from whatever is in my dream.

    I recommend dreammoods.com to help figure out what your dream might mean.

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