Wearing fruit attracts the females

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Is it normal that I attract more females when I wear a colorful fruit necklace (bananas, apples, pears, oranges, etc.)? It was an experiment and it actually worked. Because I noticed whenever I carried fruit in my hand, the females of our species would be extremely fixated on it.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Cus they think you are gay.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    carmen miranda were a giant dyke then

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    That's because homosexual men are perceived as non-threatening. It might have attracted more females, but only as friends... or fashion consultants.

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  • insanebotv21
    8 years ago

    Sigh... Maybe you'd get better results if you didn't talk like a fucking alien.

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  • Beep_Beep
    8 years ago

    Pour sweet sticky orange juice on your cock. It works everytime.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    The OP must be an ape.

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    • I'mFuckingthegypsysailor'swife
      8 years ago

      No shit. are you fucking retarded? and what are you, besides the undesireable product of your dad fucking his sister? by the way nice rape dungeon in your picture. I'm sure everyone's sooo jealous that you live in a dark hole by some shitty lake! I would rather live in your mom's basement.

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      • KingTermite
        8 years ago

        Wait... you're fucking an imaginary person? Is her last name .jpg?

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