Weapon of choice.

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You are trapped in a cave and a wizard appears before you offering you weapons to help you fight through the army of orcs that stand between you and freedom.

Take your pick.

My fists of fury	4
My legs of super kicking action	1
Some kind of mystical sword (comment on it's properties)	15
Warhammer	3
Golden Axe	4
Bow and arrow / Cross bow	14
Mace	6
Mini versions of you.	7
Other (Please Comment)	10

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anti-hero

11 years ago

My penis.

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  Ah, could it be Penalibler, the magical penis of legend?
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    11 years ago
    
    Only one way to find out lol
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  They'd just chop it off.
  
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  - abominus566
    
    11 years ago
    
    sword is my choice, i learned how to use one, knifes too(for fighting)
    
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  - anti-hero
    
    11 years ago
    
    There's no blade on earth my friend.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      So you'd bum them to death?
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        11 years ago
        
        I am not sure what you mean by that.
        
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      - Justsomejerk
        
        11 years ago
        
        Only when they pee, hehe.
        
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NoraBaker

11 years ago

Christopher Walken is the only Weapon of Choice for me. He'd dance our way out that cave, and of any situation for that matter. Fuck yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM1fkHQP_Pw

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  hehe i should have had him as a choice.
  
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    Best there is! :D
    
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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  I had no idea you liked Fatboy Slim. That man can also play a mean guitar solo.
  
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tag1226

11 years ago

m90 shotgun

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I hope you're packing infinite ammo.
  
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  - tag1226
    
    11 years ago
    
    soul sell 9mm that never run out :)
    
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  - Corleone
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well, the same could be said about the crossbow, so I think he made a good choice
    
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NothingxCrazy

11 years ago

"Mini versions of you."
All I could think about when I read this was Cell in DBZ. :D

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  It's funny you should say that because i was thinking that as i typed it.
  
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  - NothingxCrazy
    
    11 years ago
    
    I like feeling like I'm not the only one. :)
    
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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

The Rebellion sword from "Devil May Cry".

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  A fine choice.
  
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Ninja Powers? Like, I could perform a Ninjutsu and attempt to take them all out in one go.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  A valiant attempt but they would soon overpower and slaughter you.
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Damn... There must be a way.
    
    I know! I could shape shift into Dumbledore or summon a gush of water and it would wash them away. Then when the cave was empty, I'd call my dragon and fly out of there!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      You are in the cave they are waiting outside for you.
      
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      - Avant-Garde
        
        11 years ago
        
        Then, I could still send a gush of water out to drown them.
        
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

None of these.

An army of orcs must be famished from all that marching so I'd summon a feast and escape while they dine!

;)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  So you choose the power of other.
  
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DEATHBRINGER1232

11 years ago

My personal pick would be either the sword of aeons or jack of blades mask from fable tlc!

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Hippie

11 years ago

Saiyan strength. See how Orcs like my Destruction Wave and Wolf Fang Fist!! A-wOOOOHh!! >=D

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Isn't it Yamcha that does the wolf fang fist?
  
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  - Hippie
    
    11 years ago
    
    Yup. And Piccolo's destruction wave.
    
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Valetion

11 years ago

"Time out, lemme get my weap's, in SLO-MO"

-Tobuscus

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myownopinions

11 years ago

I'd probably just get a magic broom (though not technically a weapon) and fly over the orcs' heads.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  There isn't enough height in the cave just as you levitate you come crashing down and now the orcs have you.
  
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  - myownopinions
    
    11 years ago
    
    Okay, then I would get Harry Potter's invisibility cape (though also technically not a weapon) and stealthily pass the orcs while they blunder about wondering where I went.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Good move.
      
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Justsomejerk

11 years ago

Chainsaw.

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Corleone

11 years ago

Tactical nuke

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  What is the blast radius of one of those.
  
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Weapon of choice.