We don't marry poor, street trash.

My sister and I have been flirting with this low class peasant with no future out of a mixture of pity and boredom while we recieve massages from muscular, dominant, alpha males. He actually thinks he deserves to live with us in the lap of luxury...

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Based on 47 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • FamousTwin

    I would at least be nice to him just in case he turns out to be God in the flesh, and treats you how you treated him in the after-life, which is almost identical to this life but better. :)

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    • BlueHulk

      if i was god, i'd make you and her suffer in a dark jail cell alone for eternity for betraying me hundreds of times and not helping me when i needed help, and not flying me out to live with you.

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      • Armageddon

        They'll be crying the blues when they see us glorified in heaven, and worshipped by all of their friends that they fool around with and dyke out with. I'll make THEM live an empty, unfulfilling life, and strip them of every shred of fucking dignity. The only people in heaven that will have to take shits is the two twins who betrayed god's son JESUS CHRIST

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    • RichGirl?

      He doesn't do threesomes. He said that if we don't both love him with all of our heart, then we can go get fucked. He wants to set a good example for others, and plus maybe we're not good enough for him? I know that you think everything is him being a chess master and manipulating us in some devious plan, but maybe the reason we don't contact this boy to live with us and marry us is that deep down, we know that he would get bored of our silly interests, and he would lay around all day, and we would nag and judge his life, and plus we don't deserve him to come into our house in the first place. his very words typed to us give life and cure all diseases and germs. I love jake.

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      • Aged2Perfection

        quit playing with peoples feelings. You shouldn't have led him on. He had a faithful and loving heart before he met you brats. I used my mutant ability of psychic telekinesis to see the pain you've inflicted on his mind. Don't you know that his uncle ben raped him in front of his entire family when he was 25?

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      • Brett_Keane_Manatee

        Be nicer to him. Here is what I do whenever I want to bury the hatchet with a particular individual. I invite them over situation for some Mac n' Cheese situation, then I get them (individual) to reveal personal information while I records the conversation. Then I spread info on Internet situation.

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    • HermioneStranger

      quit copying my profile bitch k thanks ^_^

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  • foolio767

    This is the most selfish, self absorbed bullshit I've ever seen in my life. Are you fucking kidding me?

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  • _Mehhhh_

    Tbh if I was actually rich and had coin like that, the last thing I'd be doing is ratchet messy shit and bragging about it on social media. I'd probably be on a yacht somewhere in the Aegean.

    That's just me though...

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    • shyguy98

      Rich people man...

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  • Rich_Guy

    The best thing you can offer this guy is job. If you are truly rich like me, you can get him cleaned up and working. Don't have sex with him. You will quickly degenerate to his level.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Hey can you please stop leaving your stuff on my car? It's not a storage area and I'd appreciate it if you put it in the garage like we discussed.

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  • finn

    If only the Purge was real. I'd sit back, watch and eat popcorn while he raped and killed you.

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  • KingRabbit

    Wait...who is the trashy one?

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    • RoseIsabella

      Ha! The trashy one is probably OP judging by the stupid post.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I can't wait for school to come back in session. This one of the lamest, most juvenile posts I've read.

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    • bobobob

      soon.

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  • lumosnoxrepeat

    is this Draco Malfoy

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  • xfg20

    Why don't you set it loose in the house and then get your daddy's hunting rifle and play a game of hide and go seek the hobo? After you kill it you could have your cook prepare the meat for a grand feast.

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  • Wow, you need to change your attitude.

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  • dinz

    Calling him trash? Calling the kettle black?

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  • bobobob

    Wow you're a piece of work.

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