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I'm a bit shy when it comes to dirty talk, but my girlfriend asked me to be more expressive. So I just let my inhibitions go, and whilst I was fucking her I said "I want to pin you down and eat the turds from your poop-shoot", she laughed then called me a weirdo. Was it that weird, and do you think she'll tell her friends?

Also, what's the weirdest thing you've ever said or heard in the bedroom?

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  • Boojum
    4 years ago

    Nobody here can have any idea if she'll tell her friends, but I'm sure some immature girls would. If she is tacky enough to spread it around and the line gets tossed back at you, there's not much you can do about it other than lie and deny it.

    Some people are into poop-play. It's not my thing, and so I can't imagine ever saying something like that; it just would never occur to me. It's a minority interest, so I guess it's weird in that sense.

    Maybe it would be helpful for you to spend some time thinking about stuff you could say that you'd both find sexy while you're not actually doing the deed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I swear sometimes my boyfriend will say such random shit just to get me laughing even at moments like that. Sounds like something he’d say to me and what I’d say back. We’re always being weird to each other so idk what’s the weirdest. And if this is legit, no she probably wouldn’t I don’t see why.

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  • mchumper
    4 years ago

    Did you ask the question?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      What do you mean?

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  • Nickleangel
    4 years ago

    Do you really want to do that? I don't judge it, if it turns you on, knock your self out! But I don't know if it's very healthy to eat shit, i don't think it is.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Maybe. It just came out. Freudian slip or brain fart? Who's to know?

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