Was she messing with me?

I’ve had some mind-boggling sex with a girl I met online for a good 3 weeks now. Last night, we decided to try the backdoor entry and she shat all over my dick and ruined my bed. I have a feeling that she did it in purpose… WTF is wrong with people these days?

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  • fatok

    shit happens

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    • Boojum

      😁

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Its just a prank bro

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  • Boojum

    Yeah, I know that chick, and she definitely did that shit deliberately every time I nailed her bunghole.

    Seriously, dude, how the hell is anyone here supposed to know the answer to your question?

    What I can tell you is that stimulation of the anus and rectum can trigger a reflex peristaltic contraction of the colon which moves faeces from the upper colon to the rectum and then out. This is something that at least some people with spinal chord injuries need to have done in order to empty their bowels. I also know that it's a technique that's used by mothers of infants in cultures which aren't so prudish in order to make a baby's bowel movements more manageable.

    It seems to me entirely possible that what with all of the other sensations going on at her back door, she wasn't really aware of what was happening, and you opening her rectal sphincter with your dick resulted in the inevitable happening.

    My feeling is that a woman would have to be seriously weird to deliberately do this. I mean, any sensible person would know that it's highly unlikely that the faeces would just be neatly dumped on your bed, and there was a high probability that she'd end up smeared with shit if she let go.

    I suspect that your main takeaway from this experience might be the acceptance that what you've seen in porn that involves anal sex just ain't what often happens in real-world anal sex. Porn actors (apart from those doing scat) go to great lengths to make sure everything inside and out is squeaky clean before they start, and any hints of shit showing are dealt with by taking a break to tidy up and the video editor. In the real world, anal is often messy to some degree, and sometimes it can be very messy.

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  • Hookerfall

    Incel

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    • I’m sorry to hear about your unfortunate situation, buddy. No worries, it has been hard picking up bitches at the bar lately due to covid. You’re not alone my friend, hang in there.

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      • Hookerfall

        Incel

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        • bigbudchonger

          Lmao, how is this post remotely incely? He's talking about how he got sex in the actual post.

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          • Hookerfall

            Cause he's a degenerate incel trolling living in his mommas basement fapping away to his delusional fantasy world

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