Warts, i had 67 when i was 15, iin?

12% Normal

I'd burn the fuckers off with a magnifying glass, put acid from a car battery on them, cut them off with a Stanley knife, and numerous Doctors having a shot, including having to surgical remove my finger nails due to warts growing up deforming my fingers. The ol'man said rub castor and when he saw me in the shed scrubbing my hands, feet and knees with Regular X, "ya fucking galah, I said castor oil not Castrol oil". It became ridiculously hideous. I even had one growing out of and almost blocking my left nostril. Then almost overnight they all disappeared, all 67 of them. is it normal to host a legion of warts?

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catdogman

11 years ago

warts r not caused by frogs or toads but r spread human to human and you could give them to frogs too

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1000yrVampireKing

11 years ago

I do not think that many is normal. Maybe you have some medical issues.

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Theadage

11 years ago

Don't feel too comfortable... the warts are regathering their army. :)

Reconnaissance.... Reconnaissance...

Jk. That's good, I hope they stay away. They can be annoying.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  They've moved on to my family seeing they cannot get me. We're starting the offensive tomorrow.
  
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davesumba

11 years ago

Who taught the frog how to use a computer?

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  11 years ago
  
  Catweazle.
  
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Hippie

11 years ago

Worst case scenario: You had warts.
Best case scenario: You're a budding wizard.
:D let us know if it's the latter.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Oh yes I dabbled in the black arts and became a master of bad timings.
  
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

*Kicks up leg on bookshelf*

I used to have warts when I was a duckling. Two were on my feet because I walked barefoot on the ladies' locker room floor. There was either one or two on the fingers of my right hand. It took forever for me to get rid of those buggers.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  So you consider warts contagious? I caught them after blood from another boys wart entered an more sore on my hand. Yet doctors were telling me they were not contagious.
  
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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

Where did you put them?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  mostly fed them to the dog.
  
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  - 1000yrVampireKing
    
    11 years ago
    
    That is disgusting.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Dogs are wondeRful.
      
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      - 1000yrVampireKing
        
        11 years ago
        
        No the fact you fed them to the dogs is. I dont mind dogs.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Ah, no no, I didn't try eating them but the dogs thought they where delicious.
        
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Warts, i had 67 when i was 15, iin?