Want to suck myself off

I've been wondering for a while now if i can suck my own dick, i heard if you get your bottom ribs remvoed you can. I have a friend who can and he says its really p,leasujreable and tastey IIN?

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Based on 199 votes (134 yes)
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  • JohnTrollinski

    p,leasujreable

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    • seakelp

      I think this is one of the best misspellings I've seen on this site.

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      • fortheshitzandgigglez

        Shit, the spelling nazis are here

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  • gummy_jr

    I'm ashamed to admit this but when I was 14 I used to be able to lick the head of my own wang /:

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  • RoseIsabella

    Well, I guess you better sign up for yoga classes then, huh.

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    • ballchan

      yes, just go for a yoga class.

      glad to see someone working hard to fuck himself.

      nice.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Well, At least he's self sufficient.

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  • HORNYMOLE69

    Well when I was 11 I just discovered masturbation, I ised to jerk off five to eight times a day, one time it was 17 I know! But I got bored after a while, I tried weird things like putting rods and salt shakers up my bum, then they got bigger like cucumbers but the biggest thing I got up my bum was half a cut pineapple! Anyway, I wanted to see what cum tasted like so I drank my own from a cup, (bit salty) but then I looked at my dick, at that age it was pretty small but I thought I could fit it in my mouth so I tried, it took a while to master but I eventually fit it all in, I had to search lots of different techniques but I got it done - I suppose it's sad to say I still do it now even though I'm married and have three kids, you never get too old!!

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  • dirtybirdy

    Do you have a vacuum with a hose?

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    • **Ruffles feathers with devious intent**

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      • dirtybirdy

        *likes it*

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  • handsignals

    I get woman to do it for me.

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    • fortheshitzandgigglez

      Ooooooooh. So THATS what ive been doing wrong

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I think most guys would self suck if they could just because it feels good, same reason most guys jerk off. The first time I tried to reach my mouth with my cock I was 14 and skinny and it took about 2 minutes trying before I touched my cockhead with my tongue. The next time I tried I was 25 and after a couple weeks of stretching and trying every day I was able to get the entire head in my mouth. Over a period of many months with lots of stretching and trying I was able to get my entire cock in my mouth so that my lips bottomed out against my abdomen and nut sack. I always had a sore back and neck afterwards but it was worth it.
    I sucked myself for several years untill I quit smoking and put on 18 pounds. I could no longer bend that far with a roll in the middle, so I got out of practice.
    Self sucking was the beginning of me discovering that I'm bi. Before I got good at self sucking I had never in my wildest dreams imagined having any kind of sex with another guy. SS was the "gateway" for me!

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  • ozzyy18

    Did it one time just about if around age 14 I believe, wasn't able to go too much down just to my penis head.(:

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  • Shily666

    My boyfriend is able to do it, but he can barely get to the tip. He says it hurts to stretch that far. He's even taken a pic of him doing it for me.

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  • perfectly normal. but i guess youll need a lot of practice and probably yoga

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