Want to run naked from head to toe across a golf course

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Would love to run stark naked across a golf course to see the reaction I would get, take the risk of getting caught in such a vulnerable position, risk being apprehended by golfers and forcibly taken to the clubhouse completely bare and begging and pleading and the worse terror, to be removed in hand cuffs by police and taken to station bare and afraid and humiliated.

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Based on 41 votes (24 yes)
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  • bigfatdick4
    7 years ago

    Be careful none of them shout "fore" while you frollocking naked on their course, it could be very painful!

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  • Anewbis
    7 years ago

    Don't let nuthin but fear and common sense stop you...

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  • heckleBucker
    7 years ago

    Your idea is most excellent. Imagine the indescribable liberation of the experience.

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  • buttholegaper
    7 years ago

    You should make sure to have a big black dildo in one hand and another one sticking half way out of your ass and when the cops finally get there to haul you away just keep saying ...cock cock cock cock

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  • KingofcarrotfIowers.
    7 years ago

    I would absolutely love to do this,then let all the old golfers fuck and suck me oh it would be heaven.

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    • popspizza
      7 years ago

      I am a 69 year old healthy golfer,I have never seen or heard of anything so disgusting happening on a golf course,but if you are true to your word then me and of the fellows would give you the biggest fucking of your arse and sucking you wouldn't be able to walk you young rough nuts.

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      • CreamPuffs
        7 years ago

        By fucking in the ass I assume you mean with your golf clubs.

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      • i.am.still.a.pervert
        7 years ago

        Wow man, the boner posse. Wolf like old degenerates roaming with their tongues hanging down and their shriveled cocks flopping through their zippers.

        Good story with pictures for the Edinburgh Daily Record.

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