Want to pee like a man

hi....im a 20 yr old gal. from past few months i have a weird problem...i want to pee standing like a man...i try it everytime i pee but pee runs down my leg. im so much worried.....my stream is also not that huge like my other female friends.....i know its not normal but what shall i do?

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  • ldrum4

    Get a soft drink bottle and cut the bottom of the soft drink bottle off.
    but leave the hole that you drink out of the bottle on because thats where the stream of pees going to run out.

    How to make it:

    Step 1.Get a empty softdrink bottle.

    Step 2. Get a knife and pair of sissors.

    Step 3. Get the knife and poke a hole in the bottle.

    Step 4. Get the pair of sissors and start cutting the bottom of the bottle off

    Step 5.After cutting the bottom of the bottle off make sure there's no sharp ends that mite cut you when you use it.

    and there you have your own pee device

    How to use it:

    Step 1.Simpley undo your pants and move your panties a side

    Step 2. Put the device agenst your body

    Step 3.Make sure it's in an angle where the pee cant run down your legs.

    Step 4.After you've made sure it on good, aim for where you want the pee to go.

    Step 5.Spread your legs apart so you dont get any pee on your feet.

    Step 6. Relax and pee.

    Step 7.After you've finished shake it to make sure there's no drips when you remove it.

    Step 8.Take it away from your body.

    Step 9. Zip up your pants.

    and thats how you use it.

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    • willowthepixie

      LOL done that and cut my self ...not cool I went into a camping shop and got a whiz freedom and that does the job and it gold up and machine washable

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  • asdjkldsdafkjeiovnhjkfdsnfl

    heck ya i hate vagina gimme a penis

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  • TO make your stream bigger and better, drink lots of something. The more liquid coming out will make for a stronger stream. Try a 64oz of DIET soda.

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  • I've seen it done but it takes lots of practice. I'm a guy so I don't have your parts so bear with me. Just do the following:

    1. Do not do this in public for a long time, only do it at home until you get used to it.
    2. Take your pants clearly off, if you make a mistake, this way you don't have to change.
    3. First, start off by peeing in the shower without the water running. Use your hands to try to figure out how to "aim" better. When you figured out how to do this better, proceed to step 4.
    4. Stand over the toliet, directly over and kind of squat, that way if it falls straight down, its okay because it will drop into the toliet. YOUR PANTS SHOULD NOT BE ON.
    5. Practice until you don't miss at all and eventually take a step back until your peeing more like a guy.

    Bear in mind that you will never pee 100%% like a guy, you just don't have the equipment, however with a little practice, you won't have to worry about the sick toliets in public anymore.

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  • EnglishLad

    1. Drink an absolute shit ton (at least a litre between pees) so you REALLY need to pee. This will give your pee excellent pressure and it will fire out like a cannon.

    2. Make an upside-down V with your first and middle fingers, on whichever hand you feel more comfortable performing step 3 with.

    3. Use this upside-down V to spread both your inner and outer pussy lips. This will expose your peehole (urethra) and give you a perfect stream instead of spraying all over the place.

    4. Piss like no tomorrow.

    5. Wipe and wash your hands.

    6 (optional). Record the whole thing on a camera phone and send it to someone with a piss fetish.

    Happy pissing!

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  • CDmale4fem

    Look online for stores that are for the CD/TG community. There are devices for women that like dressing as males, and so to dress like male means you need to pee like male too.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    penis envy

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  • there is a spacial device women use when they go mountain climbing its anatomically correct funnel. You can look into it its pretty simple device really.

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  • gono666

    pee like a woman, I can only picture either a drunk, stoned, ignorant, unmature or someone with no education trying to pee standing up like a man, stick to your roll BE A WOMAN!

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