Want to organize a masturbatory contest

I would like to liaise with sex robot manufacturing companies to organize a public masturbatory contest. Whoever ejajulates first wins a free high end sex robot. No sex toys. No porn magazines. Just you, the lube, your hand and your imagination.

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Based on 17 votes (6 yes)
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  • SkullsNRoses

    So you all gather in a dingy basement and present your flaccid penises to the judges before lining up and commencing furiously beating your meat sticks at the sound of the klaxon?

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    • Exactly. Shooting off further away is a sure way to get the golden buzzer.

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  • litelander8

    You win by coming too soon? Men are worthless.

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    • Female participants are welcome too.

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      • litelander8

        We’d obviously lose being that we don’t come just from seeing ankles

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        • Iluvcox

          Did somebody say ankles? oh yah baby

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        • megadriver

          Hahahahaha! I think only the amish do that XD

          Also you'd think sexual stimulation is better when it lasts longer... Or at least most people think that.
          OP has the mindset of a teen that just discovered whacking off...

          Get to the end as fast as possible! Race that thang!

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          • litelander8

            My ex used to say “sex is a drag race and I always come first”. Needless to say, the sex was always lackluster. 🙃

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        • BleedingPain

          School taught me that it was the shoulders.

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  • Boojum

    Being able to come in fifteen seconds is a thirteen-year-old's definition of 'winning' at masturbation.

    Sex robot technology is in its infancy, but I wouldn't be astonished if such companies sponsored competitions in the future. I imagine the winner of such contests will be the guy who manages to _not_ come for the longest time while the machine does it's fiendish best to get him off.

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  • megadriver

    Yeah... no, this is just weird and kinda wrong. Aside from sex robots being little more than talking sex dolls (or at least I believe that's what they are like, I don't know, nor do I care), where are you gonna stage such a thing? Even weirder, who would want to watch such a... "sport"?
    Doubt networks will be flocking to get some coverage.

    Also isn't the whole idea of masturbation to mimic sex in a way?
    You'd think you'd want the whole thing to last longer, so you and your partner get more pleasure. Or in the case of masturbation, get more pleasure from edging.

    And that the robots would be judged at how well they pleasure the contestants and how long the contestants last.
    It's a durability test for both parties.

    You are approaching the concept of sexual stimulation with the mindset of a 12 year old. Not gonna work.

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  • LloydAsher

    Actually I want to see this. You should petition Brazzers to make it happen.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Idk how any men's ego would allow them to fuck a robot. It's a whole other level of creepy and just weak.

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    • BleedingPain

      Natural selection is my guess.

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    • Blipblorpbing

      I want to fuck a robot I could have my ideal I don't want to have sex with people because they aren't what I want.

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    • They don't nag.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Nobody cares, as well they shouldn't.

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  • Iluvcox

    I can't cum without at least a butt plug inside of me

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  • Somenormie

    You sir sound like a saddo.

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  • Wryladradofft

    Oh my god you're a genius

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