Vampires

Ever since I started reading the twilight series i have been acting akward. I am know Physic. And i have a craving for blood. But i Deicded if i am i would act like the ones in twilight (vegetarians). Is that normal. (no i am not got)

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  • izunia1350

    WTF?!!

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  • Enizzle

    You're not a vampire. You're a homosexual.

    Good day.

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  • Anonysmous

    People like you piss me off. Their is a kid like that in my school. He sees a popular movie and has to copy the shit-after twilight he wore black and tried to act like edward for like a month.

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  • Chonga

    Lay off the drugs

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  • 55588

    you probably do what i did with Skyrim. real life was going Bad so you retrieted to a make believe world beacause this one hurt to bad. If you do try blood though, I warn you, Its like drugs.

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  • Did you drink any human blood already?

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  • Leviathanel

    if you were truly a physicist like you claim to be I don't think you'd believe in fairy-tale creatures with magic powers.

    also, screw people who think they're psychic. you're not special unless you mean SPeCaiel!

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  • hiddenhands

    Yes don't worry I'm currently going through the same thing. Stay out of the sun!

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  • Spiderman7

    Haha I feel like your one of those kids who get so into the novel that you think your a vampire. I think it's hilarious cuz they act so serious about it xD its an extremely good novel btw but man, see what it does to some people :P

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    • 55588

      just means they're a good reader and you're a jelous jerk.

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  • mal444

    Haha abnormalmochi ur freakin awesome ur comment made me laugh lol and haha yeah you're effing retarded, twilight is a BOOK. I'm surprised u were even able to read it, how old are you,10?

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  • blue44653

    i soooooooooooooo aree with lovie. all ur comments made me laugh so much

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  • loviex102

    LOL this question is so funny! I love it! Thanks for bringing entertainment to my life.

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  • abnormalmochi

    How in the hell do you even have a vegetarian vampire? Do you suck the juice out of oranges or what? Either way, you're easily influenced. I'm sure by the time you discover Stephen King, you'll be convinced you're haunted or cursed or being followed by a demon car or something.

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  • seriously2233

    well i like the twilight series and well sorry but u r just obssed with it u should really see a mental doctor if u want to start to drink blood

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  • xRiceBunnyy

    Ah ur one of those ppl who want to be vampires =0
    Craving for blood? Drink ur own =='

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  • fuck man watch some porn, you vampire wannba retard!

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  • vanishedwithoutatrace

    Oh my god, you are so lame.

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  • Swanson

    Yes your a vampire just because you seen twilight. Now go and attack someone and drink their blood.

    And don't watch schindler list we wouldn't want you to get any ideas.

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  • oquenbe

    Do what makes you happy. i love twilight I'm on the third book and I'm off to see the movie tomorrow. I bought the tickets like a few days ago. I hope i get good seats because i went to see transformers and the only seats left were the ones in the front :(

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  • macaroonsky

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahah...ha...ah. Sorry, this whole thing just...oh man. I didn't know it was so prevalent, the "I read Twilight and now I'm a vampire" thing. Well, you sure got your attention. I can't resist adding to it.

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  • sickandwrongkitty

    ...You'll grow out of your retarded Twihard phase just like all the retarded girls in my highschool eventually realized The Craft was a movie and not a religon.

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  • AmINormal789

    First of all, your not a vampire. Don't go around drinking blood. Thats stupid as hell. And your not psychic. So get that thought out of your head, because its complete bullshit.

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  • woahohkay

    Twilight= fiction
    Vampires= fiction

    It's all in your head, dear.

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  • OT3P_Wolf

    Do you feel you NEED blood to survive? if you do, you're probably a VAMPYRE. That means you have a mental disorder that can only be satisfied by the consumption of blood. Make sure it's clean blood... Don't want AIDS.

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  • Isolated

    Seriously but I think you want to be a vampire because you want to be special like others want to be superheroes. Get the "wanna be vamp" out of your head and just enjoy reading FICTIONAL novels like every other human being.

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  • wow nice job just trying to get attention.
    Twilight ISN"T real it's made up. So NO that's not normal nor sane to think you are a vampire. Seriously, if you were a vampire though, you wouldn't get older so use that to check ( i doubt it)

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  • snitchcatcher

    this is soo annoying. like after reading twilight, everyone who gets cold thinks theyre a vampire and acts like they have a secret so they could secretly be super strong, fast, intelligent, good looking, and rich like the cullens. THIS IS WHY HARRY POTTER OWNS TWILIGHT - BECAUSE NO ONE THINKS THEYRE WIZARDS.. UGH

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  • annkydu

    almost everybody thinks that they are a vampire after they read the twilight series. stop thinking about it. honestly if you havent been thinking like this until after the books, it is just the books that are making you think this way. You don't really want blood, you just need to stop reading the book. What is the whole phsychic thing mean? you are imagining things!

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  • awsomedude

    sometimes i dirnk my own blood just for fun and it good

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  • WoozKabooz

    Hey

    My dad studies myths and legends and recently he did a story on vampires. For a start there is no such thing as a vegetarian vampire. That term vegetarian does not exist. There are three types of vampires. 1. the vampire does not drink blood but has characteristics of normal vampires (not the whole sleep in coffen thing though) these vamps look normal as well, like ay human being. 2. These vamps are like the ayrian race... small/slim pretty but can have brown hair sometimes with mixed genes. usually blonde blue or green eyes. needs blood to survive. i guess this type is closest to a "vegetarian" vampire. the last type is the type that is designed to kill. very evil apparently. needs blood to survive

    you are not a vampire

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  • UFSniper

    Even though this is age-old, I'll still post here, just because you're acting like a complete idiot. No, you're not a vampire, they don't exist. Twilight is not the Bible. If vampires were real, they couldn't sparkle, because the can't go out in day light. Vampires aren't that amazing anyway. No, you will never meet Edward, nor will you bear his children. End of story. Sorry to ruin your idiotic fantasies about a stupid book. Have a nice day.

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    • blissfullysarcastic

      i toatally agree with UFSniper. If vampires were real it would be cool...but you are not a vampire you retard...also if vampires did exsist and you were one you wouldn't be posting up this s**t as you would not want people to know...you are just in a dream world grow up...

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  • 3styler

    If you are a vampire then you must be dealt with, we werewolf's do not stand the scent of a bloodsuckers. BEWARE we will hunt you down on the next full moon and we will make sure you never suck blood again.

    BEWAREWOLF

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  • notsoinnocent

    umm...sorry but lay off the twilight books, put them away and stop to smell the roses. this is the real world, not forks (although that is actually a real town, lol). you're not a vampire, and they don't exist or else most of the human race would probably be dead by now (:

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  • GothGirl19

    vampires are real dont believe me? go to this and watch the whole video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539xWgHhatM interviewed by a real vampire.

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  • TheLaughingGeeks

    personally i think its normall. cos my mate thinks and wants to be a vampire and before i had even heard of twilight she would bite me i dont know if she had read the books before i heard of twilight tho. but there are several people who want to be vampire. i think its normall and not f**ked up its just a fascination and a phase you will get over it.

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  • phantomspots

    If you suddenly think you're a vampire based on the Twilight series, then A) You are 12 years old and B) You have no clue about vampire folklore. The Original Vampire® would NEVER appear like a Twilight character, much less sparkle. They were gruesome, bloodthirsty, ugly things, and its physical description depended on local myth. Vampire romanticism developed through literature and the concept spreading from its roots in Eastern Europe to Western Europe. While I can't declaim your psychic abilities (who knows?), that does not make you a vampire, ESPECIALLY a Twilight vampire.

    That... and vampires are not real.

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  • ASUassholes

    Do you wear all black, bitch about how corrupt society is, and cry yourself to sleep?

    Because if you say yes to any of these things you are in fact, very goth.

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  • harachi

    You are 'know psychic' eh?
    You're a teenager, you'll grow out of it pretty soon and then you'll feel really stupid for posting this message. It happens all of us at some stage.

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  • louiselovesjonathan

    this whole twilight thing is driving everyone crazy! i dont c wat the big deal is about?

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  • demonalvin06

    The brain controls everything... Try to remove vampires in ur mind... Try not to think of blood and do something fun like sports or arts...

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  • fizzylly

    It also seems to have had a negative effect on your spelling and grammar. :P

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  • Deadly_Syn

    Hmm...interesting story. After reading twilight, I had a strong desire to burn the book. But, before I could, by cat saw the pure evil in it, and knocked a glass of water on the book to try and dose the flame of hell...wait...no...not hell. Satin himself could not have thought of a more evil book than twilight.
    Oh, yes, your question.
    Yes yes, your perfectly normal, your just another twilight fanboy/girl that thinks he/she is a vampire.
    Fucking Tard.

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  • Haha. After reading Twilight, I started researching about vampires and thought they were real too. But after a while, I begin to grasp reality again.

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  • wombat4237

    Weird, dam, your not a f**king vampire, if you drink blood the only thing that's happening is that your brains are f**ked up

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  • HAHAHA this makes me laugh so hard because I love the twilight series and it even inspired me to buy a 70 dollar vampire costume for halloween. It is really a joke to call a vampire a vegetarian if you read the book you would understand, but yea vampires are cool and don't let anybody tell you any different.

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  • cnc3freak

    wtf is wrong with you... first off, Real vampires CAN be vegetarians, drinking blood doesnt make you not a vegetarian because it isnt meat. second wth does being "Psychic" have to do with being a vampire? ...seriously i wanna know.... well anyways, yes if you are a self described vamire, congrats you have joined the ranks of the many vampires around the world, but since most real vampires dont have fangs (plus biting people in the neck would probably kill said person) they have groups of people (who are regularly screened for anyhing that would harm them) who donate blood so you can have a drink :) well that about sums up what i have to say... good day

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    • Somone

      yes blood is not meat but its not really the most vegetarianthing ever.. i mean u gotta get it somewhere!
      some versions of vampires have like a psichic thing or sth..
      but u (the one who wrote this shit) u r a weirdo who for some reason needs to make up stupid stories to get atention.. besidesy would u become a vampire from reading a book???
      and as for the video guy im not even gona waste my time on watching some fake proof on the existance of vampires i mean videos can be fake u know?? cause otherwise twilligth can be a proof of the existance of vampires!

      Oh! one mor thing! u stupid idiotic fuching son of a bitch GOTH!!!!

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  • Dollface13

    Your one of those freaks that THINK there vampires....im betting your a teenager that wants to be a vampire so robert pattinson (edward) can suck your blood out clean and then butter him up because your a vampire too.
    ha,Vampire sex
    Teee heee
    vampire sex
    tee hee heee tee
    Im so immature
    tee hee

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