Urban golf

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I was hanging out in my back yard, enjoying a tasty beverage with friends, when a tennis ball bounces into the cul-de-sac. A few moments later, a young man in plaid knickers rolls his golf bag into the midde of the street and takes aim at at a kiddie pool. Score! Birdie! And he takes a drink from his flask. About 20 people followed suit, all in a variety of plaids and obnoixous colors, turning my quiet street into a golf course.

Is it normal to play golf with tennis balls?

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Based on 34 votes (15 yes)
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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    From the moment you said, "tasty beverage", I couldn't get it out of my head that you are Samuel L. Jackson. :D

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Don't blow my cover! I may have to get medieval on your ass.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Christ, I love that film. If England weren't playing football tonight, just this conversation would have me watching it again. As it is, no football tomorrow so you have just determined tomorrow evening's entertainment.

        Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. (lesser known quote, but still one I love).

        Bring out the Gimp! (traditional favourite).

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      "Mmm mmm, Bitch!"

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    This is really interesting. In one if the best episodes of Futurama, Connie's dad was trying to create the biggest golf course in outer space, but it would've destroyed the "rare purple dwarf". So Leila jones a feminist and Eco group to sabotage the making of the golf course. There's also psychic powers/tinfoil hats and the long fight between two ancient species.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    That is a great idea. I'm actually excited about this.

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