Underground sex club? wtf?

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So... They have this underground exhibition club downtown here some weekends. It seemed real shady like fight club or some shit at first. We got this random number and someone left an email address In the texts. So we went there and the guy asked me and my GF for our pics and pics of our bodies and fun parts. Then said we could go on Saturday night for free. So we did. The same phone, they texted us the address. Shit was under a Mexican restaurant haha. There's like 5 floors under this place and it was friggin AWESOME. I haven't seen shit like that since I went to Vegas last. Dancing, bar, latex, sexhibitionists on every wall and guests hooking up everywhere. The place was really nice and classy too considering what was going on. New furniture, hard wood floors. One room was all pillows and black lights and curtains, one room had a bunch of funky padded benches. The large one in the center had the bar and 2 go go stands with poles. Dj in the back, my question is... Is this kind of shit normal? I mean, I've heard of it and been to a couple, but they seem to be popping up all over the place with much more frequency.

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    The first rule of underground sex club is you do not speak about underground sex club

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  • DannyKanes
    9 years ago

    Second rule: You DO NOT talk about underground sex club.

    Third rule: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, or ejaculates, the fuck is over.

    Fourth rule: Only two people to a fuck.

    Fifth rule: One fuck at a time.

    Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.

    Seventh rule: Fucks will go on as long as they have to.

    Eighth rule: If this is your first night at underground sex club, you HAVE to fuck.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      I think the first rule should be shower first.

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  • deepthought33
    9 years ago

    I have been to a sex club before, but nothing that required approval, pics or secret locations. That's kinda cool. You two must be a hot couple.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    On second thought, I think I would rather be at the dungeon than a sex club.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Did you say Latex?! OOOOHHHH!!!!! That sounds like my kinda of scene. Lucky you! What you're describing reminds me of The Monrovian in The Matrix: Reloaded and Revolutions. In Revolutions (I can't remember about Reloaded), he had a kinky latex club. I think that scene was my favourite part from that film.

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  • dinz
    9 years ago

    Years back I went to such a club and it was really interesting.

    There are "levels" of comfort zones where you can actively part take in the "entertainment" or just be a speculator and watch from a distance.

    The VIP thing is kinda the same for the club, you had to be invited.

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    • Nokiot9
      9 years ago

      Yeah. Most people were just there drinking and dancing. But more than a few were fucking and doing lines of what I assume was coke or MDMA.

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      • dinz
        9 years ago

        I don't recall seeing drugs being consumed when I was there.

        But it was just like your typical run of the mill night club except there was different areas one would venture to depending on how adventurous you were.

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  • pixie44
    9 years ago

    Yea there's a lot of these places in California. But it's usually VIP feel honored.

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    • Nokiot9
      9 years ago

      It kind of was vip. Aparantly they don't let just anybody in.

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  • matt.smith650
    9 years ago

    I know you can't say excatly but where abouts was this club? And what did you and your gf do in there? I'm so intrigued lol

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    • DannyKanes
      9 years ago

      Just throwing this out there I love your name.

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