Umm, farts

So, this may come off as a weird one - You’ve been warned! I’ve been happily married for 3 years, and we’ve had a great sex life for the entire time. Trust and communication are obviously key to any relationship, but I’m really nervous to admit this one to my husband.

I have a fart fetish. I’ve literally never said this out loud before, let alone tell anybody. Now onto the specifics of my situation...

Since about high school I’ve found farting to be a huge turn-on. Any time a guy or girl (I’m bi) would fart around me, I would find that person to be even sexier (if I’m attracted to them in the first place). I’m not particularly into the way mine smell, though 😆 To be honest, whether or not we would incorporate farting into our sex life would be completely dependent on his reaction if I told him.

For me it’s about casual, natural, confidence. If someone up and farts with no regard, and doesn’t give a damn what anybody thinks, it’s just super sexy to me.

My husband and I have always been comfortable letting one rip around each other, but he has no idea that I find it hot 😍 Lucky for me the man is a gas factory 🤣 it’s a weird situation for me because I hate keeping secrets!!!! I’m just afraid of him being weirded out if I tell Him about my little kink.

This is an anon account, BTW

What should I do?!?!?

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  • raisinbran

    I've gotten to a point where I can let one rip around strangers and not feel embarrassed. Still humiliating at work, though.

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  • noydb

    Mexican food, then anal.

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  • buddyroowho

    Next time you are alone and he lets one go, try snuggling up to him and say something like "oooo, that was really hot, do it again" maybe reaching around and grabbing his ass at the same time. See where the conversation goes from there😁

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  • message-man

    Its fine if you like it, but if i was your husband i think instead of you being turned on you'd die of fumigation.

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  • momwatcher69

    Feed him lots of cucumbers, sauerkraut, and chili !!

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Good for you mate.

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