Two boobs ain't enough for me!

I'm a female with a pair of D cup boobs but it's not enough! I want eight boobs! I want to be able to nurse as many children as I can so all the flat-chested mothers can have a break when their breasts cannot provide any more milk.

Is this normal?????¿??

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21% Normal
Based on 89 votes (19 yes)
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  • disthing

    Fuck off.

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    • charli.m

      This.

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  • sillygirl77

    How did anyone rate this as normal?

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  • ALoveStruckFool

    I think what you're going for is more mammary glands. You see, it's the glands that provide milk (as well as certain hormones). If you have more of both of those things, there will be more breastmilk. Also, you'll need to consult a lactation consultant to assist you in your endeavor. This is a odd desire, but it is kind of sweet of you. Not every mother can nurse for extended periods of time or provide enough milk for their young.

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  • KingRabbit

    Bigger boobs does not mean more milk.

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    • EccentricWeird

      If you read the post (assuming you are capable of reading at all) you would see he (yes, definitely not a woman of any description) would prefer to have more numerous breasts, not simply larger ones. And yes, most certainly more breasts equates to more milk, and if you don't think so, you're an ignorant buffoon.

      Now that I have been extremely rude to you for no particular reason, let's be friends.

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      • charli.m

        OP also claims to want to produce milk to give all the "flat chested mothers" a break when they can't produce milk. Thus indicating the idiot thinks smaller boobs = less milk.

        But you'd know that if you'd read it.

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        • EccentricWeird

          That fact was implicit, as opposed to my point being explicitly mentioned in the post.

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      • KingRabbit

        If I couldn't read, I did a spot on good job at guessing the content of the post. Dontcha think?

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        • EccentricWeird

          You foppish lout. I ought to place itching powder 'neath thy tunic.

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  • handsignals

    FETISH

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  • donotmockme

    Normal. You must have been a pig in your past life.

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    • You must have been an asshole in your past life

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      • donotmockme

        Why was I an asshole in my past life?

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  • handsignals

    THAT'S

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  • handsignals

    MY

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  • gashlover

    U should have been born a cat or a dog or rabbit or something

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  • ohgodmysides

    ayy lmao you strange as hell.

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  • adrianhansen1212

    I know someone who have 6 boobs, her name is Whitey.

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    • She is so lucky! Does she nurse the local babies?

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  • Avant-Garde

    I don't know what to say. I don't think that this is a bad thing. You seem caring and maternal.

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  • palepunk

    Strange.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Spam.

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      • Ass

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  • sograceful

    Be careful what you wish for lady. I literally have 3 nipples. It's fucking weird ok

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  • Avant-Garde

    Much like the earth.

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  • Johnnytherat

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS *comes*

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  • Avant-Garde

    Perhaps, you can find a doctor who is willing to create you new breasts with stems cells.

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      • Put_name_here

        No.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Enough is enough.
    (Is enough)
    I can't go on.
    I'm walking out that door right now!

    -Enough is Enough (No More Tears)

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