Turned on by certain vehicles?

I get a hard erection whenever I see a really beautiful vehicle, and it makes me want to hump it somehow. (I guess by rubbing my dong against the back of the vehicle? .-.) I especially get turned on by beautiful cars, trucks, and ATVs. (yes, ATVs) But i'm really turned on by the 2016 Rolls Royce and the 2016 Chevy Silverado. I can also get turned on by certain planes, jets, or other aircrafts. But never aquatic vehicles such as boats, water skis, water jets, etc. I am an 18 year old asexual male, yet I am turned on by land and arial vehicles. Though, I don't think I wanna hump a vehicle I don't own, only ones that I do. (If I had any, I don't have enough money for any kind of vehicle.) So, am I a mechaphile? o.o

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  • forgotusernameagain

    How can you be asexual if you have sexual urges?

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    • Waterflux

      asexuals can have sexual urges, it's just that they are NOT attracted to ANY gender. Vehicles don't have genders, so they don't count.

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  • Murun

    I don't know whether your sexual attraction to vehicles disturbs me more than your poor taste in said vehicles!

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    • Waterflux

      I'm disturbed that you find my taste in vehicles disturbing. How can my taste in vehicles or anyone's for that matter POSSIBLY be disturbing? Also what do you mean poor?! Saying my taste in vehicles is poor is like slapping a bear in the face!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Sounds kinda stupid and hilarious.

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  • mysistersshadow

    Don't think this is normal.

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