Turned off by my gf farting

Is it normal to feel totally disgusted and turned off whenever my girlfriend farts? Girls farting is so wrong and i cant touch my girl for the rest of the day after she lets one rip. does anyone else feel this way?

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Based on 225 votes (110 yes)
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  • almostunreadable

    If you are so sensitive you shouldn't have a girlfriend (even less wife).

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    • betsyjohnson

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

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  • iamandam

    dude, girls gotta fart too.

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  • sparklepop

    Girls are human beings and human beings fart. You sound like you live in the dark ages.

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  • a_blonde_paradox

    Sorry to break it to you, buddy. But girls fart just as much as dudes do. Deal with it, or GTFO of that relationship. ;o)

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  • well u dont have to enjoy her farting but not touching her for the rest of the day?!

    imagine her going to the toilet, who knows what she does there but u touch her anyway, do you?^^

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  • cherrybomb21

    You should deal with the fact that everyone has normal healthy bodily functions. The average person farts about 20 times a day. Some people just aren't ashamed of it.

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  • Everybody farts but it's gross for someone to do it in front of other people regardless if they are male or female.

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  • rapideye89

    Why should someone enjoy a fart? Talk to her about doing it elsewhere, but the sad truth, is everybody does.

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  • Cmon this is lies, women don't fart, burp nor go to the bathroom! But seriously just tell her to fart away from you so you don't hear her if it bothers you that much.

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  • lol_bamf

    I hope you women are humans too, you dumb sexist fuck.

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  • fartsniffer441

    you are moron..i wish if ur girl could fart on my face...lol

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  • reddragon67

    I love my girl, with or without fart.

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  • pixie_dust

    u r a judgemental asswipe

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  • Projectpat420

    Omg, if my girl did that, id be in her ass everyday, smelling that delicious smell of a dirty butthole, i would even wait til she took a big smelly shit, and instead of wiping, she'll bend over and i'll lick the shit out of her ass til its clean.

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  • Rolex0

    dude its a good thing when a girl farts. that means she's comfy around you. plus its sexy when a girl does it

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    • HockeyDude94

      Oh yeah.

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  • dom180

    While I totally get that its a turn off, not to touch her for the rest if the day is a bit of an over-reaction. You're gonna have to get over it or she'll think you are not attracted to her.

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  • pooItoy

    after your girl dumps u for being a complete weener, she won't be able to fart because she got rid of her @ssh0Ie.

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  • sadtruth

    Women don't fart. They can't shut their mouths long enough to build up the required pressure!

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    • xD hahahaha!!!!1

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  • Gentleman_Jack

    Exactly how I feel about you snowflake dipsh*ts! Who wants to smell fart when with a beautiful girl? NOBODY!!! Not listening to what he is saying just defending the other side to be combative....it's in your nature. What happened to being proper and lady like for a man? Now girls are just sloppy sex crazed filth.

    https://tenor.com/view/angry-tomhardy-shut-the-fuck-up-stfu-shutup-gif-4936199

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  • HockeyDude94

    Yeah, so she farted. Girls fart just like us us guys. You need to grow up man 'cause there's something seriously wrong with you. In a way girls farting and burping is so funny, cute and hot. And so freakin' what if it smells? It doesn't hang around for no more than 15 seconds. If I can be man enough to accept female gas you can too.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I don't like when anyone of any gender has gas. However, you have to realise that this is a part of life. If we didn't expel gas, we would be sick. Heck: shit is needed to. We can die if we are unable to properly unleash our bowels. Shit is used as a fertiliser and it used to create methane. You can't prevent your woman from having gas. Being able to pass gas in front of another is sometimes interpreted as a sign of trust and comfort, due to society's demonisation of such an act. Don't break her heart... But still, if it bothers you, you in turn shouldn't be having gas in front if her. It's only fair. You two should work the agreement that whenever one has to unleash the beast, that you'll go into another room, like the bathroom.

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  • Gonfaloniere

    I feel this way about anyone. I wouldn't be able to touch my boyfriend or think of him in a sexual way after a fart.

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    • HockeyDude94

      Here's a suggestion, don't hook up with anyone then. People fart, take a dump, burp, sneeze and vomit. Deal with it.

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