Troll story confessions

Trolling has been a long time tradition of IIN. While I usually post true stories, I occasionally will make one up for my own entertainment. Do you have any troll posts you have made that you are willing to admit to? If this is approved I will come out and confess my previous troll posts.

I have posted troll stories 29
I have not posted troll stories 49
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  • Wendell

    For real, I've written so many.
    IIN my blood is red?
    IIN my hair is brown?
    IIN my parents tried to make my cat Jewish?
    IIN More sections?

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      Was your cat circumcised?

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        How the hell do you do that?

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      A jewish cat? OMG LOL

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  • davesumba

    99% of troll stories are fail and obvious.

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  • GuessWho

    I have not yet posted a troll story.

    I do make the occasional troll comment though.

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  • Justsomejerk

    I posted that I was going to declaw my cat because it scratched my couch, surprisingly I got a lot of support.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    I don't but I think some of my stories came over as such and were rejected.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I LOVE the first line! "Trolling has been a long time tradition of IIN." I've been accused of trolling by some complete idiot who couldn't handle criticism. About fifteen years ago I used to go to Goth chats and troll pretty heavy on the douchey vampire wannabes. All the dramatic role playing and bad French, I couldn't help myself; they had it coming.

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  • Shackleford96

    I don't make troll posts.

    If I did though, they'd have to be clever and funny for me to be satisfied with submitting them. I'm not clever and funny enough to make ones I would be satisfied with though...

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  • I killed someone when I was 17 and nobody knows about it, nobody will ever believe it.

    Troll?

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    • RoseIsabella

      God damn! Was it a hobo? Cause I think it's okay to kill those if they're creepy molesterish types.

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      • That's what I said!

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Yes, quite a few. A couple were on this account ("Fat people and small cars" and a poll about wat to nam my babby) and a massive shitton on a separate account that I will not admit to as my troll self is a separate identity from my regular self. I take pride in my trolling.

    Haven't done it in a while though. I just have not had the time.

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    • I remember the baby one with the ridiculous names.

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  • amaterasu

    I guess I need a definition on what counts as a "troll story". I have never posted false stories... but sometimes I write suspiciously weird stories about things (irrational, bizarre or stupid things) that I hear from my friends in order to see what people think.

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  • Johnnytherat

    just take a look at all my comments.

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  • Take a look at my profile and see for yourself.

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  • Thank you for approving this message. I will now confess my past troll stories. I am the OP btw.

    This is the one i previously confessed to: is it normal to hate people who can't speak american?

    This one is inspired by lazy people thinking they are too good to work: Is it normal to realize that I'm better than everyone else

    This one is half true, I actually did it with an electric fly swatter: is it normal that I like to put my penis in the bug zapper

    This is based off real stories I've heard: is it normal to smoke meth with grandma?

    This was inspired by my ex: is it normal to be afarid of butterflies?

    This one is not a troll, I actually did this as a kid: is it normal to throw rocks at houses?

    This was inspired from something I saw in a public bathroom: is it normal to crap in the urinal?

    This is not a troll post but it was a good prank: is it normal that i made sound boards of my friends for prank calls?

    This isn't a troll either but I wrote it to sound funny, I actually do have the frogs though: froggy friends!

    And my all time favorite: is it normal to put ants in my penis?

    I wasn't able to link the url's. somethings wrong with my account. You will have to copy and paste the titles in the search bar.

    I posted one this week too. Maybe Ill admit to it later.
    Most the time I'm not actually trolling but I did get a laugh out of posting these absurd stories.
    Now it's your turn to admit all your troll stories too.

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    • herecomestheasshole

      Aw, man. I was kinda fond of the meth smoking grandma.

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  • sky915

    I havent trolled lol but they sure are fun to read though :D

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