To think you have two penises and you try to masturbate

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Every time i smoke and i get high i think i have two penises and i try to masturbate, but i soon find out i don't but i still keep on trying even though i have a penis and a vagina . is that normal?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    So the fact you have a vagina and one penises is not something you find odd at all? I find the fact you do something weird when your high is questionable but the fact you have both parts is unquestioned. You are only suppose to have one.

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  • Crudhouse
    12 years ago

    I had a dream that I had 2 penises when I was in college.

    Turns out there's a real use for jacking off...you stop having stupid dreams like that

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  • Delyndra
    14 years ago

    its unusual to have both penis and vagina making ur situation very unique. i guess your either a guy at heart or really want to be just a guy shrug not normal but not a bad thing either

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    • infinity526
      14 years ago

      dude can u fuck urself in the vag wit ur dick??????

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        Funniest thing I have read all day.

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      • infinity526
        14 years ago

        srry not spsoed 2 be reply....

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