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Let's say I had an enemy. Perhaps I wanted to give them a good burn.
What if I put a disgusting bodily fluid into something appealing and they happened to consume it?
I could be happy knowing my trick worked but I can't help to think it would be much sweeter if I sent them an anonymous note revealing the truth.
What should I do? I mean, IF I ever did such a thing...
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No, I let some hot steaming morning piss in a bag of tobacco and let it stew in a warm place for a fortnight. I put the bag right on the edge of my property near the road and their driveway where they'd see it and probably take it thinking it was their lucky day. It was positioned to look like it fell out of a passing vehicle. Technically they stole it because it was mine and in MY yard. The tobacco was over a year old too so it must be nice and stale. It's been a week since the fat bitch snapped it up and I'm pretty sure she has shared it with some other people that I hate as well. As delightful as it is knowing that 1 to 4 people I can't stand have smoked my rotten pee, I really want to take it to another level. I either want to send an anonymous note revealing the tobacco "additives" or there's a couple other ideas I have kicking around.
I mean, I am just saying that's what I imagine happening, if I ever got motivated to do such things.
Any smoker is going to smell their stuff before they smoke it, especially after finding it on the road. And unless you are smoking a strain of weed called "Cat Piss," then it shouldn't smell like piss.
Also, what desperate person would even pick up a bag of tobacco from the ground anyway, you don't know how old it is or where it's been. Tobacco goes for $2 an ounce, I have to bum out as many cigs as possible just to finish a bag before it goes stale.
If they were weed smokers, then that would be a completely different story, and it wouldn't matter what shit the weed is covered in, it'll get them high, and that's all that matters. And saying that, they aren't going to give a flying fuck if they find out that there was piss on it, they already got nice and high off of free weed, and they're going to be the ones laughing at you.
You're going to need to go back to the drawing board.
Or you know, take the high road.
-It was menthol and it didn't smell like pee. Smelt like mint.
-What desperate person? My victim, that's who. Broke ass welfare cow.
-Where I live tobacco is insanely expensive. Even a person who wasn't broke would probably pick up a full bag of tobacco (it was in the original packaging and basically full)
If you are a pretty girl and you pee in my drink you'd actually be doing me a favour. XD
I can think of a thousand ways better than this to get revenge. You must be young.
Send the note, but do not reveal who you are. Then they would feel weird twice. Cool thing to do really. I like your style.
Both.
Do it many times without revealing.
Take photos of them consuming it each time.
After you have a reasonable collection of date-stamped photos, reveal.
Include the photos with the note.
Be sure to have something set up to video their reaction.
Is that all wow i thought you did something worth mentioning not a 5 years olds prank.
I mean you can keep butter in the microwave but you better not leave the the microwave on popcorn, if you know what I mean.