To mothers out there: does childbirth ruin you?

I mean like vagina-wise.

Here's the thing, I want to have like ten kids (because I think I have great genes, in all humbleness). And there was this chick who was blabbering about wanting to have many children, and I thought to myself, "Hey she got some tits, some nice birthing hips, she's a good candidate to perpetuate my genes!" and she was like, "He's got some money, cool then" and I was like, "I also got some prenup bitch, calm your tits" It was the perfect love.

So anyway, I get someone to carry my kids, and she gets a nice home and financial security in return. We don't see each other that often, and we're not exclusive, but I still shag her every once in a while because well I got the money and we're technically husband and wife.

So here's my question: will her vagina be ruined by the fourth or fifth kid or something, like become gaped and all, or will it always shrink back?

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Comments ( 21 )
  • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

    These troll post are actually quite interesting to read. You are pretty creative

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    • Equally useless answer

      PS everyone: If you don't know anything about vaginas stretching skip this one!

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  • notawj

    yes it goes back to normal lol

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    • Are you sure? If so thanks, favorite answer!

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  • Jimbo24

    I don't know about the vagina thing, but you have such finesse you should do poetry.

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    • I have enough finesse to detect crappy sarcasm, get out of here useless answer!

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      • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

        Something tells me that you don't have such great genes like told

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      • insanebotv21

        You seem fun. You probably wouldn't have a hard time convincing her to let you use the other end should worst come to worst.

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      • Jimbo24

        - Hurt Dude

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  • Ummitsme

    In theory, if she kegels like a champ.

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    • Interesting

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    once yall gots kids the prenup goes out the window

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    • Nah it doesn't, I consulted two lawyers over this one. I think you're confusing child support with alimony, prenups are made for the latter

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  • McBean

    If her vagina becomes too loose, put your jizz in a turkey baster and squirt it in that way.

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  • Kevinevan

    "because I think I have great genes, in all humbleness"

    That statement proves you don't so best not procreate you stupid self centered loser. We don't need more people like you in the world.

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    • People with great genes?

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  • rayb12

    Hahahaha patience bro :)

    Is your name Gene? Like Gene Simmons in the rock band :)

    What was it grateful dead?

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    • What?

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      • rayb12

        Well then. You have to tell me. Did you just wake up hahahaha. You said Gene in the post, could it be a little joke you pulled :)

        -Rahmjula

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  • I just want a mother to tell me if her vagina came back to normal, especially after several births

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    • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

      Google could help :)

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