To masterbate with an electric toothbrush

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So I know they have the little sex friendly isles in stores like Walmart. Well I always feel weird about the whole thing and possibly running into someone I know in the store. So I’ve started buying electric toothbrushes to masterbate my clit. Much easier to walk around the store with a toothbrush.

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Based on 11 votes (7 yes)
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  • CozmoWank
    4 years ago | pl

    Just remember to brush your teeth with a big rubber cock.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      4 years ago

      why not a real one?

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Why not a real one? Toothpastes despences conveniently.

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    Why do so many people say "masterbate"?

    Is this a new thing, where you have to go away in a remote mountain as karate montage music plays in the background and you learn the art of MASTERrbation in 3 years. Mind and genitals become one, boner and patience intertwine ying-yang type of shit?!

    And you can control when you get off perfectly... Like get off within 1 second, or 33 days of constant stimulation?

    Or is it just a retarded way to spell a world...

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    • raebird
      4 years ago

      the author is dyslexic, as said in a comment below v

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  • Notsure777
    4 years ago

    I hope it’s normal cause I’ve been using this $200 toothbrush to fuck my own ass lol it’s great

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    You’ll get a BIG cavity doing that!

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Seriously how old are you? Buy sex toys online there is a way better selection anyways. Something actually designed for pleasure will feel better than a toothbrush as well.

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  • Jennifer21
    4 years ago

    You really should learn how to spell....masturbate!

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    • CantThinkOfA_Name
      4 years ago

      I’m dyslexic and have a hard time sometimes. Thank you for being so concerned though. :)

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