To hate birthday cake?

I really don't like birthday cake. Not that I hate desserts but the sickeningly sweet icing, the dry crumby cake itself. Not to mention the big fat number on it! I'd prefer something simple but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

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Based on 37 votes (28 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • I always thought a birthday cake is whatever kind of cake you want.
    My Mom always bakes me a chocolate cake topped with cherries and strawberries for my b-day cake. It's delicious.

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    • whoa that's sounds nice

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  • Fall_leaves

    I like cheesecake, red velvet or strawberry.

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  • Freedom_

    I always go for the icecream cake.

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    • sky38203

      YUM! <3

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  • green_boogers

    "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." -- L Gore.

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    • RIP

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    That dry over sweetened cake you speak of, is it one of those generic mass produced mounds of yellow crap found at the local supermarket? If so, you've been getting the wrong kind of cake. The best cakes come straight from the bakery.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    You're definitely having the wrong cakes. I know that sickeningly sweet icing you talk about and I find it most often on cupcakes *shudder* Icing is supposed to be sweet sure but an elegant sweet and creamy and silky and rich and...

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  • RainbowDischarge

    I don't like most store bought cakes.

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  • Shmendan

    I 100% agree with you! That icing is friggin disgusting, i made a question about gross icing, go check it out xD Alot of birthday cakes have that disgusting dry flavour and that gritty, hard, overly sweet icing. If you want an awesome, moist cake, and its your choice to put icing on or not, get betty crocker mixes at the store. All you have to do is mix milk in it.

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  • Anonymous200

    I hate the traditional store bought sheet cake, but in general, its hard to hate birthday cakes all together. I don't like sheet cake, so I asked for a cheesecake for my birthday and it was delicious.

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  • Pika-girl

    -In my eyes, I'd consider you a John Egbert.- ...Just kidding.

    I like cake! Well... I usually like those fruity ones more than the sweet ones. I haven't had cake in forever! (That "cake" that I had for my friend's birthday last weekend was just ice cream in disguise and, therefore, is NOT cake.)
    Sometimes if I eat something too sweet, I start to feel sick and *a bit nauseous at times?*... (Like I shiver and stuff)

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    • Pika-girl

      But, other than fruity cakes, I'll choose cheesecake (some have fruit) or red velvet.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I detest the icing. It's too damn sweet. I hate things that are too sweet. I remember Betty Crocker having a really nice birthday cake batter. It always came out nice and soft.

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    • Shmendan

      thats the type of cake i get! its the best!!!

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Those big sheet cakes from Cosco are bomb. You can feel it clogging your arteries as you eat it. That's how you know it's good.

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  • dirtybirdy

    That's your fault for accepting shitty cake.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    use whipped cream steada icin

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  • RoseIsabella

    I love birthday cake!

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  • chained_rage

    Fruit cake is the only real cake on this planet. Fruit cake understands your needs and where you come from

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    • woodchuckgra

      you're joking right. I don't particularly care for sweets but fruitcake is even more disgusting than anything I can think of... YIKES...

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      • I like fruit cake. But you are what you eat :P

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  • JD777

    Yeah, unless a stripper is going to come leaping out of it, I'll do without the dry cake and icing with wax drippings on it.

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  • sky38203

    Many people like different foods, thats not weird at all.

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