To avoid sex with the wife just cause you don't wanna get tired?

Yes, I'm lazy, I know. But I also hate the feeling of sticky sweat under my clothes afterwards, especially if I'm not about to take a shower.

I'm not overweight, got a good body, but wouldn't run a block if my life depended on it. Sometimes I lift weights but despise cardio of any form.

IIN?

...I don't mind moving just my tongue though.

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  • jensapa

    Glad your not my man.

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  • theAnomilyGuy

    Any guys who have been married for quite awhile have any opinions on this? I think the length of time that you'te married is def a factor. I hear eventually married couples stop having sex for ANY reason altogether and this scares me. We're 14 yrs in and now 30 yrs old. (yes, since we were 16.)

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    • ews

      I have been married for 35 years and we are both in our early sixties. My wife is tall! slim and attractive, 36C breasts with large pink areola, nice long legs, very nice arse, hairy pussy with lips that hang down slightly, and underarm hair - very fuckable. For the first ten years we fucked on a fairly regular basis, largely me fucking her from behind and pulling out at the last minute and cumming on her back. She has psychological issues and never came. I stopped fucking her and for the last 25 years have been sucking cock and swallowing cum behind her back. Gay sex is so uncomplicated.

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  • aussiewolf

    i feel sorry for your wife.

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  • Try baby wipes to freshen up, I'm sure you can find a mini pack or something.

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  • theAnomilyGuy

    While that's still totally possible (like when my wife used to come over to my office wearing a miniskirt, I'd just unzip my fly), what I meant was putting clothes on right after, when my body's still all sweaty. I hate that feeling, especially when not all the sweat is new. Ugh.

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  • dappled

    How do you have sex without removing your clothes?

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  • theAnomilyGuy

    I'm totally attracted to her btw, she's amazingly hot (5'3" 99lbs, C cup perfect 10's, round ass) so that has nothing to do with it.

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