Time travel – are you down for it? iin?

WANTED: someone to go back in time with me.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

PO BOX 322, Oakview, CA 93022

You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Your safety is not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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Based on 30 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • thegypsysailorswifesleftfoot

    Count me in Doc. What happened to Marty?

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  • Wolverine99

    you'll wish you didn't :(

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  • megadriver

    Ok, but I'm driving the Delorean!

    Also I don't think there is any need to pay me. I want us to make another stop on the way back... Give me half an hour for yesterday (Friday).

    I'll bring a 50cal. sniper XD

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  • Arm0se

    Why would I need weapons? What time are we going to?

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  • thegypsysailor

    I'm down for this. You'll want a world traveler who's survived one shitty little SE Asian conflict and a lifetime of adventure at your side.
    No money necessary, just cover expenses.

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  • yourdeepestshame

    There's a tyrannical troll moderator, who's constantly 404ing (for no legitimate reason).
    Something is seriously fucked up here.
    This is unprecedented; and it is not okay.

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  • xfg13

    I just stepped on a puppy,

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    • With time travel we can fix that little error and have that puppy step all over you.

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  • lordofopinions

    Its been proven you can go forward in time but not backwards because of the grandfather paradox. If you went back in time and killed your grandfather you would cease to exist.

    The did a test on ISS people and found they were slightly (microseconds) ahead in time than when they left earth.

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  • MIND-CONTROLLED!?!?!

    if i went back in time i would have killed the guy who gave his mind control invention to israel and ruined everything.

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25

    nevermind

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  • shuggy-chan

    Is this from the movie by a similar name?

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  • Anewbis

    ...again?

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  • ABF

    Lets go back and get on the Titanic!!

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  • Steve2!

    Time travel is not possible in our current time.

    I would only partake in time travel if I could go back in time and keep WW1 or 2 going for much longer, eradicating an adequate amount of human filth from the world until it's somewhat clean, solving our overpopulation problem today.

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    • green_boogers

      Come on, Steve-o. The present time traveling record holder is Russian Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev who after spending 803 days in orbit, travelled 0.02 seconds into his own future. Here's the formula thanks to Albert Einstein.

      t = sqrt(1-v^2/c^2)

      Of course, integration or at least summation over wall time would probably be necessary. Note that the second law of thermodynamic prevents travel into the past. The equation behaves poorly for negative values anyway.

      The link for plebeian readers is -> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/23/sergei-krikalev-time-travel_n_4147793.html

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      • I was going to point out Steve's error on this matter too (his IQ must be nowhere near 154 as he claims).

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      • Steve2!

        My apologies, I phrased it poorly. What I meant was that any time travel experienced by humans as of today is too short to make a noticeable impact on one's life.

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    • blowhard

      Edgy!

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