Time to come clean

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Have you ever lied to someone you met online? Shhh, I'll never tell. If so, what did you lie about? Time to come clean.

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    My names Alistair, not Alice, I'm not a cowgirl, or a cowboy for that matter, I'm a 50 year old virgin. But im still sexy.
    Hey sorry iiners "/

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      HAHAH

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      • Daily9
        9 years ago

        Whats funny about that??

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    I have been known to play different characters.

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    • Crμsades
      9 years ago

      Little Counterfeit.Circus always wanted to be a beautiful bride.

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      • anti-hero
        9 years ago

        Crusades, always a brides maid never a bride.

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  • Hamid37USA
    9 years ago

    I not real try come to amireca. I just want scam people.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Yeah, I don't understand English.
    Can't read or write a word of it.

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  • faculti
    9 years ago

    I lie almost everyday I am really good at sneaking my systems beck when I gey grounded to but im not a theif I just wanna have my things back

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Actually not. I am probably more honest online than in real life!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'm actually a 70 year old, 300 lb old man who dresses up like a tomato every morning. I enjoy walking around town asking random people to slap me. If they don't, I punch their nipples and transform into a neon colored wolverine that sharts out discontinued Devils Food Twinkies from 2002.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I think I saw you! Was that you strolling around with a mandril on a leash and screaming about the rapture??

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        Yes that was me and my husband doing our daily routine in the morning. We only do this because the screaming calms him down. You see, he seems convinced that the color purple is actually a decade old box of Corn Pops scheming to steal his bronchi.

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  • Petrichor.
    9 years ago

    Hmm...?

    Not that I can recall at the moment. But I've held back details -- telling partial truths. That was for my own piece of mind, though (I don't trust easily -- especially people on the internet). I wasn't trying to deceive anyone.

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  • Johnnytherat
    9 years ago

    i pretend to be a douche HA

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    I'm actually an intelligent iguana

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  • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro
    9 years ago

    I'm not really asexual or aromantic.

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    • Anime8
      9 years ago

      So you just say it so you can justify why you're alone? I hope that didn't come off as mean, it's just I've done the same and wanted to know if I wasn't the only one.

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      • TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro
        9 years ago

        Yes.

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  • college
    9 years ago

    When I was younger, I lied about my age to get onto certain social media sites, but now I no longer do.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I think everyone did that.

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