Tilapia?

I am 21 and i still wont go underwater without plugging my nose and closing my eyes. I hate water getting all up in my nose and the chlorine burning the things behind my eyelids in which I use to see. Nose plugs are for pussies, and all the haters that make fun of me for not learning can suck it! oh. p.s. I used to pretend i was the little mermaid in the pool.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Just wear goggles that have a nose coverer or a snorkeling device.

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  • Sabaky

    ^ yesh

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  • howaminotmyself

    Practice blowing bubbles under water. Sounds silly but you need to figure out how to control your breath. It will prevent unwanted water from going in. I've never had to plug my nose and I rarely inhale water.

    As for the eyes, get goggles.

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  • Babel

    nose plugs would be a pain in the ass i think. cuz you have to breathe sometime right? and take them out when your out of water. i've never been a good swimmer, didnt even learn how to til i was 12, and me and my 12 year old sister went to the pool a LOT during the summer. so i can swim a lot BETTER, but yeah i hate getting water up my nose, but i got used to it, that and because sometimes i would forget to not breath when going under water

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  • I thought it was about Tilapia(fish)

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  • sherry

    Stay out if the chlorine. I'm very sensitive to it too. After all, it's bleach. I can't tolerate the shower water in my eyes.

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  • Lol wtf

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  • bewmbox

    I lol'd at the first reply

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  • Sheep

    i love opening my eyes underwater, except in the sea. but i love it everywhere else :) and as for the nose thing i have never noticed it so i don't really know what to say :)

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  • HeartOfDarkness

    i always hold my nose when i jump into pools but can kinda peek underwater but i dont like it. also, i guess your a girl else u have issues.

    i'm a male, 12 years old and i still use swimming googles that covers the nose if i REALLY is gonna be underwater.

    Googles is your friend ^^

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  • That's what goggles are for have you ever heard of them? No offence but you sound like a little mommas boy pussy.

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  • Fuhad

    Try fresh water swimming, no chlorine to burn your eyes, and water only gets right up your nose if you attempt to breath underwater using your nose.

    Try exhaling slowly.

    Also with rising water levels you better get used to it, and as for the mermaid? well i hope your not a dude (if so get help) lol

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  • Can I finger you?

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    • LOL!

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