Three is too much of a crowd.
My buddy grossed me out the other night when he called me to ask if I wanted to get together with him and his new black girlfriend. Like a threesome fuck fest. I turned him down and I hear that he is telling people that I might be gay. Turning down free pussy is gay, according to him. Seems to me dipping my cock in another guy's semen is about as gay as you can get. What the hell turns on a guy who I know is not gay to want to share his woman with another guy? And why would anybody think I must be gay because that kind of thing really fucking creeps me out? Is he normal and I am not?