This took up 15 minutes of my life...

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My history teacher last year was telling us about when he dies. He says he's going to float up to heaven, and look down upon the Land Ordinance of 1785. And then, he told us he was going to see Abe Lincoln waiting for at the pearly gates. Then he named the countries from which all the plants in the garden behind us came from. Then we were informed he was high on history. Is he normal?

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  • TheConsciousElectron
    13 years ago

    I wish I had him as a teacher. A weird teacher is so much better than a boring one!

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  • Lambent
    14 years ago

    I wish I had a history teacher like that.
    He sounds kooky. :]
    Not normal, per se, but not so out there, either. "Normal" is only what is average, after all. What an interesting individual.

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  • melisserr
    15 years ago

    haha. it just sounds like hes a verry creative history teacher.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Interesting... Was he on drugs, by any chance?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Im pretty sure he is planning on taking you all on a field trip where he will drug you and violate you all in the anus and probably were someones head as hat.

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  • NirNova04
    14 years ago

    your teacher is my hero

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  • simpsons101
    14 years ago

    you could class him as normal if hes in his 50s but any younger abnormal lol

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  • tintedcouture
    15 years ago

    I think he was trying to make a point metaphorically.

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  • lubbock
    15 years ago

    iS HE A METH ADDICT?

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  • Artanis186
    15 years ago

    Lol, he may be obsessed with history and what he teaches, but he sure teaches the wrong shit (coming from and atheist)

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  • secretme
    15 years ago

    NOT NORMAL.
    heck, it's funny though. haha..

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  • tapioca99
    15 years ago

    Either he's really weird or you have the coolest history teacher anyone'll ever get.

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    I doubt Abe is standing at those gates buddy.

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    • asskicker20230
      15 years ago

      you know he raped his son while he was on his death bed

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    People obsessed with history are weirdos, more so then people obsessed with literature, art, or politics I think.

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  • Sexcrzyfuck
    15 years ago

    whatever blows his goat,
    i mean shit, if your learning from him
    who the fuck cares ;D

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    Hey is this the same history teacher that girl wants to pork? damn that ass-clown gets around don't he?

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    He's NOT normal, and you know what? You damned sure wouldn't want him to be, would you?

    didn't think so.

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    No I think he meant to say extacy

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    • YOURaFREAK
      14 years ago

      i agree he was definantly high on exctacy or high on crazy pills jaja

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    • overcomerthruChrist
      15 years ago

      it's actually spelt "extasy' but why do you want to think that? Is that what's on your mind?

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      • Malfoy
        14 years ago

        It's actually spelled "Ecstasy". Retard

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    What the hell, the Land Ordinance of 1785? Damn, you're teacher IS right, he is high on history.

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