This thing that happens with my boob, iin?

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I have large boobs. OK, so what? Anyway this thing happens sometimes in public and I wonder if it's embarrassing or noticeable.

I was at a fast food place when I first noticed it. I was using the ketchup pump. Every time I pressed down, my pectoral muscle flexed and my boob 'jumped' quite obviously. I can't help the movement, I can't make it stop. I can purposely DO it but I can't purposely stop it from happening in some situations.

is it normal and should I be concerned about people noticing this? It was VERY obvious. If somebody saw this happen what do you guess that thy are thinking? Gross or sexy or circus freak?? Please advise!!

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  • JustDave
    11 years ago | pl

    If you want, I'll hold your boob while you pump the ketchup. Will that help?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    I think it's trying to pop out to say hello.

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Haha peek-a-boob

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  • Anime7
    11 years ago

    I'd think it's sexy. Hope I didn't come off as a creep.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "If somebody saw this happen what do you guess that thy are thinking? Gross or sexy or circus freak??"

    1. You overthink it a little much.

    2. nobody will notice, believe it or not no one gives a crap about what the stranger is doing.

    3. They WILL notice if you use all of the ketchup, because people in fast food places want their food and they want it with ketchup. Except for assholes who don't like ketchup. It's really called tomato sauce, but that would be an extra word for Americans and we all know that's unfair on them. If we told them it was made of tomatoes they wouldn't eat it anymore. Sorry to any Americans that read this, but trust me, it's not so bad being able to see your feet when you stand. And it also makes up for y'all not being able to spell "feet". What was the question again? Something about boob flexing?

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Here we go again. You people call it tamarter sarce. We call it ketchup. We put tomato sauce on pasta. What do you call that, gravy??!?! And ketchup is gross, not because its made from tamarters, just because it is. Mustard is where its at. I think you've been cooped up on that little island too long mister. You should come to new jersey so I can be amused at how much you make fun of us in person. Yes? You will come?? I'll even pick you up :D fine. Stay there then.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        1. We call it tomato sauce because it's made of tomatoes.

        2. Gravy is made of fat, cornstarch or flour, and water. Not tomatoes.

        3. Mustard is shit and you know it.

        4. Going to new jersey to see the orange super metro's would be funny but pointless.

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        • dirtybirdy
          11 years ago

          Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
          I absolutely LOVE mustard!!! KeTcHuP is for children.
          Fine!!! Stay there. Go flex your boobs or somethin and stop begging me to come here!

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            But you are "here", and would actually have to come "there" to get somewhere. Unless you're schizophrenic.

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            • dirtybirdy
              11 years ago

              Smartass. Feel free to come smoke this here pot with me :D you won't :'( no I'm not crying!!!

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        • Jordie
          7 years ago

          What's your problem didn't the uk have the greatest obesity rate for awhile?

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    • Riddler
      10 years ago

      I don't like it but every-time I go to order food without it people look at me like Im a bloody god damned lunatic.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I guess it's normal. Since, you can't stop it is there a way for you to cover up the movement? Like wearing a leather jacket with a colourful scarf? Something that will draw their attention away from your breasts.

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  • poon_jabber
    9 years ago

    baby i'm a tit man you just gave me wood

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    To the OP no its not abnormal that your boobs jiggle when you move. That is simply what boobs do. If someone is watching I am sure its not so they can tell their friends "Look at that freak" I am sure its probably "Look how big her boobs are. Shes really hot". So rest assured no one is going to think your a freak for your boobs jiggling. All girls boobs jiggles. How can they not? Its a sack of meat hanging off your chest. Is that the entire point of a bra? So they do that less?

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  • FunkyHuskyCoolGirlYuki
    11 years ago

    No, I'd call you real-life Ukraine if I actually noticed (I hate ketchup, I despise it!)

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  • Hippie
    11 years ago

    That's awesome. Sorry. You might be cursed to being a wonderful sight forever.

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  • belladonna
    11 years ago

    I don't think your boob should be jumping to the extent that the average person would be distracted by it. Does it happen on both sides or just one? If it's just one that might be cause for concern.

    If people do notice it, I doubt they would think you're a freak or anything. Maybe you could try using different muscles to pump the ketchup?

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  • normalhuman
    11 years ago

    Maybe you should consult a doctor. MIGHT have something to do your nerves.

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