This is jeopardy!!!

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I always fantasize about being on jeopardy. Not only being on, but dominating the other douche bag players. I think about clearing whole categories...... What is the parthenon, who is Jane Goodall, what is chlamydia. I think about makin true daily doubles and scorin big. I'd have a light hearted tet a tet with Alex during the player introductions. I'd charm America with a lovable wit and seemingly endless trivial knowledge. One day Trebek........one day.

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago

    @soccerstud88.......That. Was. BRILLIANT! :-D

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  • SoccerStud88
    12 years ago

    NO. This. IS. SPAAAARTAAAAA

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    • ThatOneOtherPerson
      12 years ago

      No this is Patrick.

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      • SoccerStud88
        12 years ago

        *like*

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  • geek_god_101
    12 years ago

    Just have a good introduction and a catchy joke when on the show.

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  • Jiovanie
    12 years ago

    But Honey Badger don't care, he doesn't give a sh*t.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    My dad can usually answer each and every question right on there is swear to god hed win because hes smart as hell

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    hahahaha jeopardy is the shit!!! i love that show!! :) its a shame they dont have it on tv anymore :(

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  • emilydoll
    12 years ago

    Delightful

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    My new name is Turd Furgason.
    Thats not funny.
    Sure it is!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'll take the rapist for 500.

      That's therapist.

      I came back browsing my old stories and you're the only mother fucker I recognize that's still here. Where have all the cowboys gone?

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    • sheilarae1987
      12 years ago

      oh man, lolz i love the turd furgason

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  • derker
    12 years ago

    oh

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