This is how my day went

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This is how my day went yestarday:

I woke up in the bed one monday morning,
and my wife was feeling a little bit Ηorny.
I offered her Sex, but she said no.
So i got a little angry and called her a hoe.
On my way to work, traffic was bad.
So every other driver was getting kinda mad.
My boss calls me, and says im late,
I already knew i wouldnt get paid.
So i come home, Mad as fuck.
I go to my wife and get my dick sucked.
Kids are asleep, the lights are out,
So i tell my wife, Lets make out.
So finally, we have Oral.
This story has just come to a moral.

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    That was embarrassing.

    You are embarrassing.

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    • BigDawg789
      7 years ago

      And your australian. Thats even worst. Did anybody tell you to type a comment here? I bet your family hates you and never talks to you. Thats why you do
      nothing but eat chips and soda white trolling on this website.

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      • charli.m
        7 years ago

        That was even more embarrassing.

        News flash: if you choose to post on a public forum, you don't get to choose who responds and how they do so.

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        • BigDawg789
          7 years ago

          Yeah except all you do is post hate comments on posts. Look man. All your gonna do is call me stupid or an idiot like you allways do,because you feel like your better then everyone.I know i dont get to choose but you only post rude comments on posts, so your un necessary. You only commented to insult me. And thats how you know your white. Who the fuck says "News flash"? You must be an old white lady.

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      • itsamistake
        7 years ago

        "You're Australian." Not "your Australian." Don't know this charlim but she seems to me to be alright and intelligent enough to me. You on the other hand seem to be a moron with appalling grammar.

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        • BigDawg789
          7 years ago

          Wow, that was such an uneccessary correction. Apparently to you i cant spell because i didnt put an apostrophe? You on the other hand seem like a moron who likes to butt into other peoples arguments. I mean who the fuck are you anyway?!?
          Seems alright ey? Make a new account, submit some non-Basic post, and if Charlie.M responds, its most likely gonna be a hate comment. FYI, only white people use the word moron. Old white people at that. You must be either a close friend of Charlie.M, or you most likely must be the same faggot, but different account.

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          • itsamistake
            7 years ago

            Wow! Another angry little man with woman issues on this site, who would have thought?

            1) It's not just your grammar it is also your (right term used here) general appalling spelling and your vitriolic rants that seem to be the problem as well.
            2) Like I said, am a new user here though have been watching this site for around 4 months before I joined and NO I'm not charlim, don't know her
            3) Moron is not a term just used by "old white people" it is a term that is used by most ages, black or white or whatever.
            4) I am not a"faggot" as I am female and straight, and I think that charlim is as well (I checked her profile) so you are wrong....again! Also I don't think the term moron is used exclusively by gay people, so why bring it up?

            Bye Bye.

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            • BigDawg789
              7 years ago

              Wow. You really feel like your better than everyone else dont you? Putting bullet points to lable every simple grammer error i didnt write ey? Ive never heard a black person use the word moron. You definitely are white, you must be a clone of Charlie.M. You both write hate comments on posts, and pretty soon, your gonna be as hated on this website as her. And if your so proper and mature, you mind telling me why you butted into the arguement i was having? I mean who the fuck does that.

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      • BigDawg789
        7 years ago

        Go fuck yourself you stupid australian monkey

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  • Kcidskcusidu
    7 years ago

    Rap sucks.

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    • BigDawg789
      7 years ago

      Can you do better?

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      • Kcidskcusidu
        7 years ago

        I play heavy metal guitar and have no use for ghetto/thug/criminal music.

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        • BigDawg789
          7 years ago

          Can you explain how these lyrics were thug or criminal? Your implying that rap is criminal. Seems like
          your racist. You play heavy metal? well thats satanist music.

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          • Kcidskcusidu
            7 years ago

            YOUR so-called "lyrics" are just stupid. Rap in general is subhuman ghetto monkey SHIT. The soundtrack of a despised underclass that even many African blacks hate. As well as American blacks that hate ghetto "culture" and it's embracing of criminality, thuggery and hostility to education and intelligence. Heavy metal has actual MUSICIANSHIP, not just some idiot fuck bragging about his dick and his crack dealing over a beat.And all those idiots that sag their pants - that originated in prisons. Thugs in jail that were willing to be buttfucked would sag their pants as a signal to would-be buttfuckers. And what kind of FUCKING MORON spells "dog" d-a-w-g?

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            • SmokeEverything
              7 years ago

              What's so bad about smoking crack?

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            • BigDawg789
              7 years ago

              Dawg is an african american slang. Of course you wouldnt know that you just wanna be racist torwards black people. I guess its true what they say. White people allways have racism inside them

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            • BigDawg789
              7 years ago

              And Heavy metal is just talking about dead people and satan, you racist fuck.

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  • momomomomo
    6 years ago

    Hmm, I'm an AA lady, and sometimes people assume I'm this rap connoisseur, lol. It's odd because I never really favored it too much nor was I raised with it.

    Rarely do I listen to Rap, but it'd be narrow to say that there aren't some great songs in the genre. Frankly, I'd listen to anything that is aurally pleasing and lyrically sound (doesn't deal with mostly materialism and hedonism). Thanks to my family's tastes, I was raised with Jazz, Fusion, Bebop, RnB- the works- because that's where I was trained musically. Classical theory is one thing to study; it's very invigorating! Jazz theory, however, is another friggin world.

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  • anonymousopinions
    7 years ago

    I read this all in Bone Thugz n Harmony theme... :p

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