Things i learned today.

-To become a frog you must eat enough frogs whole. You can also spit out the frogs to hop into other peoples mouths to make them become frogs too. If you run out of frogs, you will return to your true form. All frogs have smaller frogs in their stomach. The ultimate frog has wings and will get to fly while looking down upon the lesser frogs.

-The letter A was formerly the roman numeral for both 12 and 15 until it created confusion while making final fantasy sequels, which angered the terrorists who are hiding in the lava pit, even though they would rather play in they arcade.

-Thoughts run on a higher frequency than infinity, but since the robots who reside underground in the moon have discovered this they have tried to steal our consciousness to power their subway system.

-When the police stick their k9 unit on you, make sure to toss a bag of pretzels to manipulate them to turn on the police so you can escape, but make sure you have first gained frog powers.