Thing people say.

Join the Military.
Join the Freemasons lovers club.
Join the Atheists alliance.
Join the Neo nazi movement.
Join a Satanic cult.
Join peta.
Join greenpeace.
Join the anti abortions campaign.
Join the church of scientology.
Join the Jehovas witnesses.
Join a joint venture.
Join the adventures club.
Join the NRA.
Join the civil rights movement.
Join the international association for organ donation.
Join the american diabetes association.
Join the international stem cell research association.
Join the equal opportunities association.
Join the association of old crows.
Join the association of american publishers.
Join the worldwide sommelier association.
Join the american psychological association.
Join the architectural association.
Join the cigar club association.
Join the world biodiversity association.
Join the vintage trench coats club.
Join the professional golfer's association.
Join the association for computer machinery.
Join the united society of artists.
Join!Join!Join!Join!Join!
Join something for the sake of Joiners!
Dad?Join me playing videogames.
FUCK YOU!
Hi dear.Do you wanna join me in the shower?
NOOOOO!
Hi dad.I was choosing a new skirt on line.Wanna join me?
What is this?Bloody Joining day?I DON'T WANNA JOIN!
K.What's got into you?
Nothing.
Are you sure you are ok?
Yeah.I'm fine.Never been better.Handle me that.
You look agitated.
I'M NOT AGITATED!I'M PERFECTLY FINE!
Whatever.
How's work?
FINE!Everything is just FINE!EAT!
Dad!
WHAT?
You got an e-mail!
Join the puppies liberation front.
What is it?
Nothing.
Look.There is another one.
Join the association for social advancement.
Not interested.
Join the internet society.
Sweetie?Can't you just turn this thing off?
Are you insane?I must keep in touch with my social network contacts.Oh,by the way,I opened an account for you.
Ohh!That's what all the fuss is about.Delete it.
But
I SAID RIGHT NOW!

Join

Join

it depends of what you think of when you thinkof the word join

Can I JOOOIIIINNN you?!

Join join join join join join join join join join join!...

JOOOOOOIIIIIINNN!!!

totally missed the point on thiis one guys... pixie_dust just about got it tho :)

Besides "join me in the shower" there also:
"You want to join me in the art of love making?"
"We are conjoined twins."
"Join us as we take over the world. One piece at a time"

maybe it was the tone in his voice when he said, "join" that creeped u out.

Me too

okay that was seriously random but yeah i get you, JOINNNNNN hahahaaa

Yeah totally normal, I ask to shower with people all the time. It's kind of like, a bonding time where you get to know someone