There's this girl i really wanna talk to

There's this girl in my year, she's so god damn cute. I know very little about her and have no classes with her but I got a fat ass crush on her. I really wanna talk to her and see if we click, I dunno how to naturally start a conversation with her when we've no classes and no mutual friends at all. But she seems really nice and idk I just got a good feeling about her. Anyway I don't know what to do any advice is much appreciated I really wanna go for it and at least try get to know her

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  • IrishPotato

    Then talk to her.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Start by smiling at her when you see her in the hallway. If she smiles back, say hello to her. When ya'll are saying hi kinda regular after a few days you can maybe pass her a note.

    Don't right her any weird stuff about how much you like her, or how beautiful you think she is just yet though. Relax, and just write some chill, and friendly like, "I see you in the hallway all the time, and thought you look like a pretty cool person. I was wondering what kinda music you like, and what you like to do in your spare time for fun. Then tell her a little bit about yourself."

    If ya'll hit off with passing notes, you can ask for her phone number so you can call, and or text her. Then maybe ask her out to matinee on a weekend afternoon, or out for ice cream or something.

    Just try to relax, and be yourself. Don't act pushy, desperate, or demanding. Just be friendly, and see where things go.

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  • IrishPotato

    Grab her by the leg and drag her down the hallway into the men's bathroom.

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    • aidonger

      only one leg. I respect someone who is that strong.

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  • trexagireve

    There is a tongue inside your mouth, when you see her start moving it while you exhale air and the sounds that you produce can make words!! There you go you are talking to her!!

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  • Servian

    This sounds alot like what a thomas would do, thomas, GET TF OFF THIS SITE

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  • Servian

    I think i know who this is.

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  • IrishPotato

    Start hitting on all her friends but her.

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  • IrishPotato

    "Is that a ladder on your legs or is that the stairway to heaven?"

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    • Ellenna

      Oldie and baddie and no longer very relevant considering how few women wear stcckings these days.

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      • IrishPotato

        DON'T RUIN THIS.

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  • IrishPotato

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    "Enough to break the ice."

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  • IrishPotato

    Stalk her her entire life from the shadows until she gets pregnant.

    During her pregnancy, leave her notes about how you're excited about her pregnancy but never reveal yourself. Leave her a note saying "SHE'S MINE." in the 9th month.

    Take her firstborn, consume it. Record the ordeal. Say you love her in the end and send it to her.

    Watch as she watches the video.
    Jump out with a prickly flower and a ring and propose.

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    Profit

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