There's only 1 thing that makes me go now, iin?

All my life, on and off, I have had IBS that of which, had the tendency to lean to the side of constipation. On and off I have suffered with SEVERE bouts of constipation. By "SEVERE", there have been periods of time where I have literally not gone for weeks.

Practically with anything that I tried, I wouldn't be able to procure a bowel movement. During these times, I'd either have gallons of stinky gas flying out of my bottom or I'd have none.

I finally found something that makes me go. It is gauyusa that's unsweetened. For most of last week, it kept me extremely regular. I had very big, satisfying sausages. I hadn't gone that well in a very long time. Unfortunately, the constipation returned for the rest of the week after I ran out of the drink. I became terribly constipated.

Problem is, this iteration of the drink is expensive. It is hard finding it in regular tea form. I'm worried that my body will eventually stop co-operating with the tea, rendering me constipated again.

I don't know why this is happening. My diet is now the healthiest that it has ever been. I eat lots of veggies and olive oil. I drink a lot of water. Yet, these alone won't make me go.

IIN?

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Comments ( 15 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Enemas of the state?

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    • I may be naughty, but not like that.

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  • shuggy-chan

    We get it gypsysalior, ur old. No one cares about how "regular" ur poops are. =P

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    • howaminotmyself

      You do realize this comment is going to give you explosive diarrhea.

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    • dirtybirdy

      A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles please.

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      • Count me in!

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  • splashy says water , only water , dont do much just lay around , then the conversation begins , gl on your journey

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    • Usually, I drink quite a bit of water.

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  • JustARandomNerd

    I suffered with gnarly ibd (ik not the same) for all of my childhood-teen years. Anything that was not natural was borderline torture to eat. In the end I found that the caveman diet works wonders for bodily inflammation coupled with increased exercise.

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  • green_boogers

    Maybe you could find good advice in a chat room for old people.

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    • I'm actually quite young! I do feel old, so maybe there is some truth to your words.

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  • dickwashington

    i dont have a problem like this but my uncle does and he swears the only thing that helps is smoking a bit of weed i dont know how it helps but he swears that its the miracle cure when it comes to bowel problems

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    • I'm not sure if it is legal to get it for medicinal usage in my state. Does hemp oil work?

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  • EccentricWeird

    Perhaps there is a vacuum device that can simply extract the feces out of your rear. Guffaw!!!

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    • Wish that vacuum and my ass luck. That device would have to have a very strong suction, if it is aiming to extract rock hard constipation out of my bowels. That forceful ripping is probably going to really tear my ass to bits. But, I've been going better with the help of that tea so, it might not have to work too hard.

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