Theories about full house

Full House Theory

Uncle Jesse is a metaphor for the evils of capatilism. He lives in a non-existant attic in an extremely expensive city. It's a statement on how we create and disregard the homeless.

Uncle Joey represents the struggles of butch lesbians. Lowest level (basement), mullet, imitating male voices, nobody takes him seriously.

Danny shows us how we ignore domestic violence. His wife wasn't killed by a drunk driver, she was killed by Danny in a drunken rage but his clean-cut appearance saved him from suspicion and consequence.

i strongly agree 2
i agree 1
i definitely agree 2
i only disagree very slightly 5
yes 2
i mostly agree 0
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  • ucipher8

    Yes its quite an interesting theory. Especially when you describe danny in the way that you do. I dont know if i agree with what uncle joey represents, then again i have nothing to disagree with about it (i have never been to san francisco).

    What led you to this theory?

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  • Freedom_

    That theory is crazy, but I like it.. Unfortunately I haven't watched that show since I was about 10 so I have no clue if you're onto something or not. This kind of makes me want to rewatch it in a different light though..

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  • thegypsysailor

    A full house is three cards of the same rank, and two cards of a different, matching rank. It is the third highest hand in poker.
    Hardly a metaphor for anything.

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    • I'm referencing the television show called Full House.

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    • Freedom_

      Erm... That is a metaphor for a house full of people and probably the show too.

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  • victorygin

    I like the options. But it's been too long since I've seen the show, so I have to 'mostly agree' at this point.

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  • Fretful

    There is no disagree button. y u do dis

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