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| You dumba$$ zombies can't exist | 46 | |
| my church to pray for salvation | 4 | |
| where ever the military takes me | 47 | |
| My basement is already prept for just such thing. | 67 | |
| BI-MART They have everything I need to last. | 65 | |
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School zombie apocalypse tip:
You know those tables with the huge steel legs in your classroom?
Heres a tip!
-Find a screwdriver.
-Screw off table legs.
Voila! Zombie killing for all!
Remember kids, you don't have to be the fastest runner. Just faster then the fat kid.
Already have a space ship ready for such an occassion. Anyone interested i have 4 spare seats. ONLY $400,000.00 each BUY NOW!
take a banana and smash them all very violently, together,my banana and I, will eradicate them all.
zombies don't make any sense. but if we were in some alternate reality where they could exist, I would head for the small towns way up in the boonies. You could still find resources, but there's not as many people so therefore not as many zombies. then I'd just find a house, hide and wait it out. in a year or so they should be mostly gone, they are dead so they will eventually just decompose.
Get house boat and fill it with supplies. Then just anchor off-shore and enjoy. Do a little fishing. Drink a few bears. Watch Net-Flix. Zombies can't swim so you'll be safe.
I'd just make sure the light level in my house was higher than 7 so they don't spawn.
Somewhere high with a decent supply of food and weaponry.
Or.... Deep in the forest as I think zombies would be less inclined to venture in the forest as more people would be in cities.
Perfect Scenario - Really high tree house with no access other than a ladder I control with a mine field at the bottom (far away enough not to damage the tree.
Armour plating around the bottom of the tree to avoid it being cut down.
Machine gun turrets on all four flanks and the tree would be a fruit tree so I'd always have an emergency supply if i couldn't venture out.
Mostly-deserted nature reserve visible from my house. Fenced off and high up for good visibilitty of the urban areas. Hopefully the disease can't be carried via kangaroos.
Only in my crazy, backward country...
FOOLZ $@%* decomp takes 10 yrs min to b safe!!! ive studied zombies for years. no trolling. btw samauri swords wouldnt do shit. you need a heaver blade, machette might work. go to a military base or 3-2story building. distroy stairs make latters. they can walk, not climb.
This is what baseball bats and golf clubs were made for. Too bad I don't play either...
Plan A
Loot everything i can. Bring as many survivors (preferably some hot girls ;) as i can to ensure survival. We move to airports. When we get there we fly the planes to a zombieless island and live off natural resources for say.....1-2 years. Then we return and lie out on mainland.
Seriously some of you guys would kill yourselves? I'd go out fighting for sure. Everything has a weakness. I'd try 'n find it. Remember kids every meal is a food fight when you're a cannibal! :P
i have this one room in my school it has no windows and it has 4 doors for different ways in so we cood get ppl in there since they wouldnt be able to get in cuz u cant open the door from the outside unless u have a key smart eh? my schools doors are locked except for the front entrance so yea they cood come in from there...still i LOVE zombies i just afraid they real...
I would let a zombie bite me..a little bit. i couldnt stand to be in a world that is ending with ZOMBIES, FLESH EATING PEOPLE. or i wouldask someone to shoot me..no lie :)
I have a few red neck friends with plenty of guns and know everything we need. One even has a plan to hold up in a local school that happens to be built like a prison.
Bring on the ZOMBIE'S!
I have had some serious thought about this, and I think the Best sulution is to Find a remote town, and start a home and grow everything, fruit/veg/animals.
OH and make sure you bring someone of the opposite sex! You dont want to go insane ;P
my friend's a Ninja! He's aquiped with 26 samuri swards and a few others i have no clue their names.
i think im covered. ;)
Go on a zombie killing spree! Or listen to Rob Zombie...Undead zombie guys like people who listen to the music of their leader.
My school. There's a shop close by so I can first get some things from there. Then I can just start taking desks and chairs from classrooms and barricade all exits.
When that's done, I would just wait for any survivors or rescuers to show up. :)
get the students from welding to make us weapons, use it till we get to a gun shop, then get everybody in every supermarket and gas station