The zombie apocalypse is coming. what pokemon would you have?

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Let's say that Pokémon existed in our world and the zombie apocalypse is coming. You can have 6 of the ones you prefer to help you survive and keep you safe. No legendaries. You can have 2 starter Pokémon if you want.

I'll comment 9
I'm not sure 14
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  • Steve2.00
    8 years ago

    Hmmmmmm.

    Metagross
    Hydreigon
    Arcanine
    Bisharp
    Gyarados
    Lucario

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    • HarmoniousNaturalGroping
      8 years ago

      You're a fucking virgin.

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      • Steve2.00
        8 years ago

        How can I be a virgin who fucks people? You plebeian bastard.

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          To your credit, you fuck plebeian minds with dominance, authority and conviction. However, I think he is talking about vaginas, and is unaware of your asexual status.

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          • fetusfister
            8 years ago

            hahaha

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  • HarmoniousNaturalGroping
    8 years ago

    Reshiram and Zekrom, of course.

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  • cocknballs
    8 years ago

    Sorry but I'm not 8. I don't know how to answer your question.

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  • fetusfister
    8 years ago

    My dick

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    Hi. OP here. I just wanted to tell you guys what my team would be:
    Charizard
    Raichu
    Dragonite
    Flygon
    Lapras
    and
    Umbreon

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    • TheRubberDuckySailor
      8 years ago

      Ya ain't got no sea pokemon in there, ya landlubber bastard, you!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        8 years ago

        Um, Lapras is a sea-going Pokemon. It's a water/ice type. :\

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    I don't remember alot of pokemon but I would have to go with rock and water types predominantly. Zombies can't infect the rock types and water types can make a water fort around me. Maybe one fire type too.

    I would choose:

    Onyx
    The fat turtle with the bazookas on its back
    Geodude

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    • mypenisinyourmouth
      8 years ago

      And Ratata. Because of reasons.

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  • TheRubberDuckySailor
    8 years ago

    Ducklett and Psyduck.

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      Five star profile, man. The best yet at IIN.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I don't know what a Pokémon is, but livin on a boat, we're safe. Zombies don't swim.

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    • Steve2.00
      8 years ago

      No. But, your boat isn't in water, it's in your parents' basement.

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