The worst thing i've ever done

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When I was 18 I was going through a really tough time emotionally and felt like hurting somebody. There was beehive near our house and I held a jar over the opening. I caught a few bees and closed the lid on the jar.

That night I went out looking for a hooker. I found a young one walking the street and picked her up. I drove to a quiet spot and we went to the back seat. I opened the jar and held it over her breasts and her genitals and I let the bees sting her.

She was crying and pleading for me to stop. I took the jar away and closed it again. Her breasts and genitals were swollen. Her breasts were swollen so badly that her nipples were pointing in different directions.

Her vagina was really tight and dry and she kept screaming and crying during sex. When I was done she asked me to take her to the hospital, but I refused because I didn't want to risk getting arrested. She then asked me to take her to her grandma's apartment, and I dropped her off there without paying her.

Is it normal that I've always felt guilty about this?

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    upon reading this story i just want to pierce your belly with a large hook, string you up on a tree put gasoline on you and watch you burn alive. Anyone getting hard yet? sick motherfucker

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    • pringletot2
      15 years ago

      Nah, dont say that... I want to get a rocket launche, blow him up, use grenades to blow up the remains then use a Molotov to burn them all. That'd look so much better, plus more explosions

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    Bullshit story. I do admit when you were talking about her tits being all swollen I started getting horny.

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  • UnabashedUser
    6 years ago

    Fuck I heard this joke back in l996. I hope you have a receipt for it -- you neeed to get your money back.

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  • familyguy63
    10 years ago

    I fantasize about raping my mother!!! She would have to be able to take it deep in her ass

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    12 years ago

    This is like CSI, except you didn't murder her.

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  • ccjigsaw
    12 years ago

    This sounds fake, but I still fucking hate you after reading this.

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  • pay2play
    13 years ago

    What a retard. Do you think we are all as fucking thick as him. FFS get a life lonely

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  • ihopeyoudie
    14 years ago

    yea if its some bullshit you havent solved. solve it.

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  • Emoluvisdeath
    15 years ago

    Doing that was probably the worst thing i have ever heard about this sort of thing, did you not stop to think that maybe she might have been alergic to bees? or ever thought about how it might affect her?! Your a guy right?, well you just got bees and started to think "oh, im gunna go and pick up a hooker, make some bees sting her then fuk the sh*t out of her!" like get a grip. did you ever stop to think omg what the fuk am i doing to this poor chick, but then again its a combined fault, you did it to her, she deserved it for being a desperate whor*e.

    Good luck with that.

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  • DJBleach
    15 years ago

    If this REALLY happened, then I must call you out on being a sick, twisted individual who SHOULD feel guilty for doing that to a person.
    But if it was FAKE, then I must applaud you. Bees on breasts, I never would've thought.

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  • Artanis186
    15 years ago

    Ya, it would be slightly believable if you hadn't said you did it to her pussy as well, the chances of you getting all the bees over both and her not getting out b4hand are slim. The chances of her staying to get fucked are slimmer. The chances of her asking you to take her to the hospital and then to her grams instead of running from you are slimmest.

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    • webs666
      14 years ago

      Mate you've ruined his joke. No joke deserves to be realistically analysed! And...

      "The chances of her staying to get fucked are slimmer." - Well come on, she was expecting some sex that evening, she's already put out ffs!

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    What a weird fantasy, and you have a bizarre imagination, grow up. LOL.

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    LOL thats what they get for being whores

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  • [Old Memory]
    15 years ago

    that's lame i have over 100 hookers buried in my backyard beat that

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    • screamtillyoudie
      14 years ago

      Dude, i dont even bury my dead hookers.
      I cook them up for the family, they still think its beef.

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  • pringletot2
    15 years ago

    Nah, I do that all the time, it's fun, and makes it very tight :) plus she just forgets about payment because she's in too much pain to think about it.

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