The wasp hat....for maintaining your personal space!!

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So I invented the Wasp Hat.

It's mainly for keeping people out of your personal space, or to be left alone completely. An added bonus, it's very fashionable, but no one will dare ask you where you got it!!

I want one!! 7
Wow, that's dumb!! 6
Are you retarded? 8
I know what someone's getting for Christmas!! 13
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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    So what's the message? Buzz off?

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago

    You need to work on the physics of that thing, put some weight on the back side to counter the hive weight, this way it wont fall off, but in general its a very creative idea. Of course if you want somnething more effective and less dangerous, put on a picture of Rosie O'donnell in micro bikini instead of the hive.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    If I want to be left alone all I do is grow a beard a walk around bug eyed like Charlie Manson

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Can I have one that doesn't have real wasps in but has a recording of them. And maybe glows a bit, like they are radioactive wasps. From Chernobyl or something.

    Hmm... chernob-bees! :D

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      It's a fake nest, it's made from paper mache. There's a speaker inside that makes furious buzzing sounds.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Weee! If people question it, am I allowed to tell them it's none of their beeswax? If so, I want! :D

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Sure, you could say that. Perfect!!

          Side note....up until about a year ago my dad thought wasps made molasses. What a dumbass.

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        • gummy_jr
          10 years ago

          or none of their WASP wax lol

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  • tigerkid92
    11 years ago

    Potential problems:
    1) Once people find out there aren't actually any wasps inside, it will no longer work on them.
    2)You will look like an asshole.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      1) who would dare chance finding out if there are or aren't actually wasps in there?

      2) what's new? Actually the hanging nest would cover my face at least partially so I may look a bit better than usual.

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    Ok you better get the design patented.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I know!! Billy Mays ghost is probably already selling these in hell as we speak.

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      • dinz
        11 years ago

        Wouldn't be surprised. That dude could sell ice to eskimos who already had ice.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Did you actually invent that?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      It's my concept drawing, I haven't made a prototype yet. Figured I'd test the market here at IIN first before bothering.

      I have another GREAT invention, soon to come. This one, I am just going to make because I want one anyway. Ohhh the anticipation....give me a week or so, I have to procure a few items to craft this masterpiece.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        I mean it is funny but so stupid otherwise haha

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Ideas just come to me, I can't help it. Half of them are good ideas and the other half are silly things. If I made you laugh then the Wasp Hat was a success without ever even being materialized.

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            Yeah funny for sure but the least practical thing ever lol

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              You may have spoke too soon on that one, wait til you see my next invention.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Hmm...wouldn't it have the opposite effect though? People being drawn to you etc.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I guess I could make it stink real bad to combat those really curious folk.

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda
    11 years ago

    Provided it is delivered with a pheromone you can spray onto your face, so that the wasps think you are the queen of wasps, and act on your every command.
    Then I'd buy 6 of them and just scatter then about my body.

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