The urge to gently hit cyclists when driving...

They're so annoying and always seem to get in my way. They just plod along in the middle of the road, sometimes side by side with their other cyclist friends. Roads were made for cars not for you! I don't even want to get started on those hideous spandex pants they wear!

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  • howaminotmyself

    WARNING: History Lesson

    In 1880 cyclists were the forefront of the paved road concept. By the turn of the century people like the Wright brothers and Rockefeller wanted paved roads for bicycles as well and worked to create roads for bicycles (not cars). Cars just became more common over the years.

    Wow, just wow. The things you complain about are not illegal.(Although I'm willing to hear an argument for the spandex) How hard is it to share the road?

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  • momma420

    Fuck that shit! Plow them mother fuckers down!
    1 day my b/f was driving and this dude on a bike just turned in front of us and thank god we missed him. So we asked him if he was ok he said y were yall goin so fast(dumb rich red neck) we were goin the speed limit. Then he told us yeah Im training my ears to hear cars. WTF?
    Go to a fucking gym! We could have killed that dude all b/c he was "training his ears"
    Hopefully not all bikers r as dumb as this one was.
    Fuckin dumb ass!

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    • bikers are on motorcycles.
      Cyclists ride bicycles.

      Morons ride in cars and scream at cyclists.

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  • ck38

    I want to knock them off too. Lol I think it's normal if you're a car driver. Cyclists do have as much right to be on the road as you though.

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  • Devilla^^^ hahaha I know right

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  • Hahahah this totally made me laugh. Yea its totally rude when they are in the way of cars but If they are being respectful of us and us of them It's all good

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  • SpontaneousLiquification

    It's funny because I want To smash the faces of those ignorant atmosphere killing dick wads that take up space in their cars and think they own public roads.

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  • dappled

    Roads were originally made for people. Then horses used them, then bicycles, and finally motor vehicles. You newcomers sure are arrogant about thinking you own things.

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89

    It's legal AND recommended that when you pass them you lean out the window (Or your passenger does), pull down their shorts and hook them over the bikes saddle, try it!

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  • carlos69

    Bikers should only be on the road if they will actually follow traffic laws, like stopping at stop signs etc. Also, they should only be in the road if they can actually go the speed limit, otherwise they are impeding traffic.

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    • In London a bicycle is faster than a car. Perhaps the cars should get off the road to make more room for the bikes.

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  • HSVWHO

    Hahaha I just want to keep asking them "how many horsepowers do you have!?"
    And we pay for registration they don't!!! So get the f off the roads! Also if u choose to be on the road don't be so freaking demanding! BE COURTEOUS!

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  • rukii

    That video made me lol hard :) thumbs up to the driver ;D he just did the world a favour

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  • i know rite? sometimes they ride on the roads when theres the sidewalk 2 feet away they could be riding on. Saw one like that just the other day and i gotta say after I passed him I looked like 5 times to make sure i hadnt blacked out and purposedly give him a lil push. I was really worried.

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    • howaminotmyself

      Bicycles on sidewalks are prohibited in many cities.

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  • Imogen

    Well we all have those little things that irritate us, this is mine. The spandex just makes me feel ill, personally I don't think it's a good look.

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  • pmon

    I have have the urge to spank them when they bend over pedaling or head palm them too when they're on the way

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  • wreckd

    I have the same urgeee...

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  • TyLee

    Haha yeah they are so annoying!

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  • megadriver

    No I would never touch a cyclist with my car. Bad for the finish...

    But I would like them to go cycle somewhere else! I enjoy cycling too, but cycling in the city, or through traffic jams is just stupid! An idiot on a bike nearly scraped my car (while swerving between cars). One even put his hand on my car (while waiting for the lights). Next set of lights I waited for him to come and drove backwards. He fell down and I told him that noone touches my car!

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  • geek_god_101

    Let's see, hmm. The problems with bicycles on the road (even if it is legal):

    Too small to be seen by larger vehicles
    They do not obey the traffic rules on the road
    No turn signals
    Not visible at night
    Cannot keep up with automobiles
    Have no insurance in the event they crash

    Also, plenty of cities in the U.S (excluding California) have created bike paths for this specific reason.

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  • sleepygirl101

    Haha everyone hates cyclists. Even cyclists hate cyclists.

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  • MahBoi24

    I hate when those idiots won't stop at a red light! I almost hit some asshat when I was turning right, and he turned left at a red light. Seriously, dude...you don't get out of obeying traffic laws just because you're on a bike. That's mainly the only reason cyclists piss me off...they always think they're above traffic laws.

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  • kyanviado

    Like he'll yeah it's normal. I don't care of bikes came before cars, they should not be on the road, dangerous with people like me who just wants to hit them and spit on them afterwards

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  • ThatCrazyRedneck

    I get that urge a LOT. those smug bastards need to be put in their places, I carry a switch whit me so when i drive by them my buddy hit them in the ass with it. i wouldnt recommend this if you live in the city

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  • dannygjk

    Yes, a lot of drivers don't know that it's illegal to cycle on sidewalks, and yes the cyclists have to follow the rules of the road also.

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  • isitforeal

    hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

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  • darli-mianca

    you could do that on grand theft auto...just sayin

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  • colby1819

    Actually it is against the law to ride a bike on a sidewalk. If a cop sees you and wants to be a dick then they can pull you over and give you a ticket. But cops won't do it cause it's a stupid fucking law

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  • i have the urge to grab the handle bars out the window and help them up the hill

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  • rayst

    Pedestrians are worse here, they think the road is theirs.

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  • xxxMissFitxxx

    It annoys me if there's two of them next to eachother and they don't even move over for a minute so I can pass. Grrr.

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  • prflow

    Ive done it twice its so relieving. Pluss if youre riding shotgun its awesome to spank them as hard ass you can.

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  • Faceless

    Type 'cyclists hit in Brazil' into youtube and favorite that video.

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