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Hi everyone. I just wanted to tell you all the my girfriend has ZZZ tits, has legs as long as a building is tall, loves everything I do and even tolerates my bullshit. We have sex every couple of hours.
Now I'm going to add a couple of sentences that make this seem like an actual question of some kind.
Is it normal to hate brag posts?
What the fuck did you just fucking brag at me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will brag you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking brag. You think you can get away with bragging that shit to me over the internet? Think again, bragger. As we brag I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your brag. You’re bragging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can brag you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to brag your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bragging tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bragging dead, kiddo.
Hello everyone I would like to come clean. I've been tryin' to go legit. But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...
Oh hang on i just farted. Let me check my pants. It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
So anyway I know you all have enjoyed my comments that are as brilliant as they are lengthy. Brevity is the soul of wit? Yeah right. Longity is the soul of karma. This is my only account. Everyone loves me, that's why i have so many thumbs up. if you think other wise you are a crazy loser. get.over.it. ~*~*~
If that's her boob size they will be dragging on the ground by the time she's 40.
Hahahahahaha omg I've thought this SO many times. "Are you sure u aren't just bragging about this all-" like the fucks that ask about screwing their sister or whatever, they get off on people shaming them about it.
A giantess, is what she is!
Do I hate brag posts? I don't think so, considering that I don't recall ever seeing them. I have written some brag-ish troll posts, though. Is it normal that you hate them? Why, yes. Yes it is.
It doesn't bother me too much unless people are also hypocrites, that bothers me more than anything. people cant really brag in real life so they like to do it on here.
I take the cake on this one Bub
http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-woman-worship-me-like-a-god-158612/