The scary place known as walmart.

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Why is it that almost every time I step into one of their locations, I see something weird? I've seen feces in aisles, menstrual chunks on shopping carts, people running around naked or talking to the recycling machines, and some oddball yelling very loudly at someone or sometimes no one. The list is actually a LOT longer than this.

Is this normal to see? Its ALWAYS at Walmart. Have any of you awsomite users seen this stuff when entering a Walmart location?

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Eagwol

8 years ago

one does not simply walk in to walmart, there is evil there that never sleeps.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  "There's nothing! Don't you understand? Nothing can stop the Walmart in your town! ...Unless, of course, you can find and destroy its heart."
  
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NeofelisNebulosa

8 years ago

I once saw a guy in a huge black robe. He looked straight out of a Harry Potter movie. I've also seen countless muffin tops and plumber's cracks in Walmart.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I once saw a guy in a penguin costume buying a cart full of frozen shrimp and fish.
  Also, I have seen people that wear clothes that are way too small and seen said people go on to purchase Walmart clothes that are way too small.
  
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  - NeofelisNebulosa
    
    8 years ago
    
    He was probably taking the fish back to his chick. Normally penguins have to work really hard to get fish in the Antarctic, but that one found the easy way out.
    
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Arm0se

8 years ago

The fuck? What Walmart do you shop at?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Several locations in NY, ArmOmo, several locations in NY.
  
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VirgilManly

8 years ago

I once watched a fat guy pushing a cart outside the door of Walmart. His pants dropped below his knees and he wasn't wearing underwear. The guy's ass was beet red, I don't know if it was because he had a rash or because it was 10 degrees F.
That was gross.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Dear Sweet Chicken Nuggets! Why did you put such a horrific image in my head?!
  *weeps*
  
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  - VirgilManly
    
    8 years ago
    
    Tell me about it... I'm still in therapy.
    
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  - Riddler
    
    8 years ago
    
    Im poor so i love walmart.
    
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green_boogers

8 years ago

Yep. Walmart is a human zoo of degenerates. Makes shopping a laughable experience.

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- noid
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm headed there now. Yay! After-work entertainment.
  
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Freedom_

8 years ago

I saw a Wal-Mart lady pushing around a fake baby in her buggy. And a lady in a wheelchair I ran into on three separate occasions who seemed to creep around me attempting to snatch food with her cain until I offered her help. And a 3yr old running from his relative in a Halloween mask, screaming bloody murder - silenced the whole damn store, it did. There was also a pillage/riot thing at a nearby location involving 300 young black folks.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Ugh. The kids that run around that store screaming are so annoying. The parents don't even tell them to stop either. Then said kid gets hurt, cries, and the parents yell at the employee or whatever shopper or scapegoat they think is responsible for their kid getting hurt.
  
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VinnyB

8 years ago

I have seen homeless peope talk to recycling machines but never in a WalMart because I never lived anywhere that had both WalMart and recycling machines. I have seen people shout and run naked, but not inside a Walmart. I have seen feces, but not in the aisles of Walmart. I have no idea what a menstrual chunk looks like.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'll be honest, I really DONT want to see what a menstrual chunk is either.
  
  I don't even want to hear the two words put together again.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    8 years ago
    
    I was actually tempted to post a link of a picture of one to show you two. Don't worry, I won't.
    
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  - VirgilManly
    
    8 years ago
    
    I think it's a new flavor of Breyer's Ice Cream...Menstrual Chunk & Cherries.
    
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    - Mytwin295
      
      8 years ago
      
      The new Ben & jerrys "Schweddy Balls" for him and "menstral cherry chunks" for her.
      
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      8 years ago
      
      You best be addin chocolate to that!!!! Right now!!!!! Please:}
      
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    Mwahahaha!
    
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wistfulmaiden

8 years ago

9 out of 10 people in a Walmart are frogs. The other one is me but I avoid it as much as I can:)

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horny_simpletons

8 years ago

I've seen people that don't bathe, and a lady with a mustache, but never anything too gross. If I see feces, vomit or menstrual blood I'll be sick.

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dinz

8 years ago

I heard about the notorious reputation of Walmart thanks to a website.

When I visited the US for the first time, it seemed like your typical department store but much larger than the ones we have here in New Zealand.

I immediately noticed how wide the aisles were as we proceeded into the store. I proceeded to the centre and was almost hit by a person on an electric scooter. The centre aisle was like a freeway with all the scooters whizzing down them.

I dragged the trolley (or shopping cart as you call it there) behind me just incase one of them hit me from behind.

After that, I was a little peckish and was pleasantly surprised that a McDonalds was conveniently located after the casher counters. I walked in and saw the rather sad sight of a rather large woman munching on her Big Mac and the weird rashes on her legs. I immediately muttered to my brother that we had to leave.

Another thing is why is there is so much white bread? Seriously I have not seen that here. That was the first time I saw more white bread than wholemeal breads in a store.

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handsignals

8 years ago

When I go to Walmart all I see is hot babes!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  What walmart are you shopping at?
  
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  - handsignals
    
    8 years ago
    
    I like em thick n juicy. I also like em with poor personal hygiene an extra chromosome and a gross lack of education and affordable health care.
    
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  - Aries
    
    8 years ago
    
    Canadian wal marts :D
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Wait, are you from Canada or is handsignals? Are you both one in the same? Am I one in the same? Am I game? I don't wanna be a game! All I wanted in life was to jump into a pool of pink strawberry pudding, but you took that away from me once again! Well, if you're going to transform me into a game, at the very least make me an internet game. I'll be tossed out the trash in a few months if I'm a board game.
      
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      - Aries
        
        8 years ago
        
        you are a playstation 20
        
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        8 years ago
        
        Yay! I do things!
        
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Aries

8 years ago

I love Wal Mart! sorry to hear your location is a fucking desolate waste land .

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  It's more like a sewage factory dipped in a massive pool of chunky peanut butter flavored vomit.
  
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  - Aries
    
    8 years ago
    
    lol
    
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

You must spend a LOT of time in Walmarts.
I actually think it's a great place to go to watch people, like we used to do when malls were near. I've seen plenty of comical and interesting people, but nothing as repugnant as you described. Perhaps it WHERE the Wally Worlds you visit are located?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I definitely do spend a lot of time there. The stuff there costs a lot less than the local supermarkets. The ones I go to in NY never cease to amuse me, though there were some occasions where a shopper threatened me over taking the last box or bag of something they wanted. It's odd how far a person will go to secure that last box of Cheerios XD
  
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Shrunk

8 years ago

I haven't... Where do you live..? O.o

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  8 years ago
  
  New York
  
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