The ring of gyges

I would bust corruption at the highest levels of government. Where prosecution would not be cost effective, perpetrators would have "accidents" that disable their position and power. Sociopathic dictators like Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jon Un would suffer excruciating and endless pain if they ever commanded needless executions. Organized crime bosses would suffer from terrible ulcers that would limit their effectiveness for months at a time.

I would just use it whenever a situation becomes unfavorable for me. If I am in a place where I don't want to be bothered I can just go to the bathroom put it on then come out.

I would use the ring, and do all sorts of stuff.

I would break into my enemies' homes, and poo in their toilets, but not flush. I wouldn't use toilet paper either for the dramatic effect of a ghostly poo. I would probably wipe my bum with their clean towels.

I would also show up in some people's bedrooms, and whisper weird stuff in their ears while they're sleeping, better yet wake them then whisper the weird stuff.

I would hang out in the women's showers at the gym. Ooooo La La.

I would see what is in William Devane's safe.
And I would see what some of the female stars look like nude and with out makeup. I would have a lot of gold and a nice picture collection.

¿ɯɐ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ ı ʇɐɥʍ uɐɥʇ ǝlqısıʌuı ǝɹoɯ uǝʌǝ ǝq oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı plnoʍ ʎɥʍ

I'd watch hot girls having showers and fucking and stuff.

I'd torment the predator who raped me: not kill him because that would be too kind but mess with his head. I'd follow him around and stop him from raping other women (which he's been getting away with for around 40 years) .... that'd do me.

Where can I get one of these please? And soon?