The religious group i joined won't stop harrassing me

I joined this religious group and made the mistake of giving them my real address. I missed a couple of meetings and now they're watching me from parked cars and following me to and from work. I have nothing to hide from them and planned on continuing to go to meetings but I was sick for a couple of weeks.

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Comments ( 27 )
  • Nastynate

    Scientologists

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    • EccentricWeird

      He's just upset that he can't fly yet.

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      • dweeb

        That sounds like what charli.m does to dweebs. I made a "shut up" agreement with her. Do you think this is a good idea?

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        • EccentricWeird

          That's the best idea I've heard all week.

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          • dweeb

            Ok. You're a cool guy. You would know a good idea if you saw one.

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  • Wrud

    Was it a satanic group?

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    • Murun

      I bet not. I've never heard of them being so weird.

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    • redrainbow22

      probaley is

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      • Murun

        It's usually somebody proclaiming to be some subset of Christianity that goes around stalking people.

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        • redrainbow22

          you mean like scientology?

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          • Murun

            Yep. Those and various others.

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  • CozmoWank

    The important thing to ask oneself is "Who would Jesus stalk"?

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    • redrainbow22

      it has nothing to do with Jesus

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      • Murun

        I bet the stalkers think it does! No holy figures attract nutters quite like Jesus or Mohammed.

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        • redrainbow22

          I believe in Jesus. I dont go around stalking people lol

          No one I know who believes in Jesus does that

          Those are people part of scientology your talking about

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          • Murun

            I don't think for a minute everybody who follows Jesus is a nutter, just that he does seem to attract more than a few oddballs! Scientology as you say, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jesus People, Children of God... the list could go on. I'm also not saying other holy traditions aren't immune to it either.. I don't think many good Hindus would approve of Guru Maharaji's tantrums and Rolls-Royce collections!

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            • redrainbow22

              Its a fifth column tactic

              Its propaganda to smear good Christians name.

              Manipulation. Always is. You can make ANYTHING look bad if you twist the context

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    • BlackCatsAreAwesome

      People who know that Jesus and god don't exist so they have to make sure fresh recruits stay brainwashed by sending out humans to watch over them.

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  • Yobrepaid

    Why not call the police?

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  • INSANE710

    Stalker alert. Should consult with deadpool

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  • SniperMoose

    You shouldn't have joined a religious group in the first place.

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  • Y-B-Normal

    Sounds pretty typical for jeeziss freaks to me....

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  • Rona

    This is when you get the police involved...

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  • yjing

    I d call the police

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  • AbductedByAliens1111

    Sounds like some sort of cult. What religion is it?

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  • Yennifer_Of_Vengerburg

    What religious group it is needs to be given for me to make my pychic predictions on this one.

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  • jeb_bush

    It seems you have accidentally converted to Islam.

    Unfortunately, you are now forbidden from leaving Islam - but it's not all that bad! there are benefits which stem from this too.

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